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2026 the year of figuring it out

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I’ve gotten all of my cousins to use this expression now btw

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me when I get chills at the benson Boone concert:

omg full body Boone Bumps

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3 days into family vacation and the cousin vernacular is in full swing

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My last two tweets back to back are revealing and bad

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If I follow you just know I’ll never unfollow you now. This is permanent.
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just realized my students are probably seeing and laughing at the same reels I am…. is this my sign to delete it all

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wait but I don’t really want to #moonbeam

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@frannyyyglass Agree. However I fear one (and only one) well timed day of wearing this shirt could be powerful and awesome. And then never again.

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@urdadsapollo I hate when they feed me the wrong kinds of alcohol.

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Springsteen biopic and Stallone biopic within a year of each other. Highschool me couldn’t fathom my good fortune. God is blessing me in such major ways these days.

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one thing I miss about dating is the food. I lovveeeee piggin out on a date. You will never catch me ordering a salad when a man is paying. Big burger w fries asap rocky pls !!!!

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had a dream I was talking to this guy (someone I know) and he was being so funny and I was like dang he’s so funny…maybe I should fall in love with him…then I woke up and realized it was my dream so that just means I was finding myself funny. so yeah remaining out of love w him

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@the_chaosqueen Omg yes. Amazing niche historical figure. I wrote a term paper about him. I hope he knows we miss him…

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@effietrinketirl I hate them so much. Thank you for saying this.

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@vangoghshen Yes and I only went there for kindergarten and 1st. Burned in my brain forever I think

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friends husband said I was “really good” at hitting the 67 emote. what can I say… you can take the girl out of the middle school teaching job but…

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The kind of tipsy where every country songs gives me full body chills and makes me tear up

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Including every date I ever took to a formal, my ex, my former talking stages all in my college photo album bc i was anti taking down the Robert e Lee statue. I must be consistent.

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Screen mirrored my TikTok so my friend and I could watch together but every other video was some sort of edit of a president (jfk, Lincoln, a lotttt of bush). had to turn it off.

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The Indianapolis airport has the hottest tsa agents. I think it’s the same two guys I keep seeing but still.