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I feel as if my skin were the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.

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@vangoghshen I was gonna say go you and your people!

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The Swedish one killed me

[Hereward the Woke @BamaExpat]

Learning some esoteric midcentury stereotypes here

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My new elixir is a glass of half cold brew, half whole milk.

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Birria cold foam vodka matcha

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@LPMelGibson You don’t??

[ian @cupid_dlx]

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[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

A perfectly executed Chicago vernacular block really does something for me

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@freudandrome Mr. Seymour Butts

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This thread is not only insanely funny but describes an intimate setting that I had totally experienced before and I love the post in general it’s comforting

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight

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@jacob__titus I’d hardly call this subtle but love it all the same

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He was literally there and he was awesome, gave me a free glass of wine.

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I love yelp so much

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When you open twitter and the pre-auto refresh post looks at you like this before disappearing forever

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Arugula salad, Kathleen, lamb lollipops

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Typed “brekky” into the first line of my “to-do tomorrow” note and it autocorrected to “breakthrough.”

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@ceasrflickerman So true 🥹

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

PIRATES OF THE CARREBEAN is obviously a masterpiece, but in retrospect I feel very lucky to have grown up when visual effects started to cook but productions still used huge sets, shot in exotic locations and had to rely on human stunt work in camera. we've rarely had it better