Aslynn

god pls never let me become famous, cancel culture is in my future

[Aslynn @Aslynn635215]

Mamdani a nigga bc why was he playing the long game

[Aslynn @Aslynn635215]

This is wtf I mean when I say I hate white men

[🧁(๑ơ ₃ ��)🇦🇷⁷ follow limited @unikawalo]

that one moot that gotta go

[Aslynn @Aslynn635215]

And don’t even get me started on trini-chinese food

[tala ✪ @sbnsprng]

couldn't even be a congressman and this fuckers talking about sum captain america😭😭

[Max❤️‍🔥 @bayomob]

Phew the timeline is tearing Sebastian Stan UP and I’m right there with them bc he pissed me off bad today

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ik you young if yo granny making shit like rotel, my granny only made serious shit like neck bones

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Adding banana peppers to a sandwich instead of pickles is a true game changer.

[lilaa 🎃ྀིྀི @mjmusee]

stepped on a leaf and it crunched omw to work

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University

[cigarjette @tboydisorder]

took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself

[Aslynn @Aslynn635215]

@_midzy_once_ Nigga you must hate yourself stop projecting. she bagged him and your jealous holy god I see why you call yourself piggy with your sour personality. No amount of restricting could ever unfuck your mind.

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[★ @ROYLXCH]

Bitches ain’t doing pop like this no more

[T🌟R I @BurgundyCarpet]

yall know being black is classified by PHENOTYPE not your genes. Meaning you need to LOOK considerably black to be recognized as such.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[Jaden @jaden]

Just Finished Game Of Thrones Y’all Should’ve Said Something

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm impressed with how ugly i'm willing to look in public these days.