Asmita Paranjape

Staff Writer, Never Have I Ever

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@akilahgreen Remembering how Capitol security was tighter on me, a five year old with a bowl cut on a tour with my mom

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Republican senators still objecting to electoral votes once the terrorists clear out

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storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

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2020 spotify wrapped

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@ToeKneeBeans @ANANDDB @PallaviGunalan @heyiy3r @Shilpadee Thank you, Tony!! So nice of you 💕 Hi Anand, I’m currently a staff writer on Never Have I Ever, repped by @noahjones. Second all the recs too + @BrotiGupta !!

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To celebrate Juneteenth 2020 let’s arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor.

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For those who are interested in research-based solutions to stop police violence, here’s what you need to know - based on the facts and data. A thread. (1/x)

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Big quarantine mood is this bird I found trying to kill itself on a car

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thirteen year old girls everywhere learning to masturbate for the first time

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Why this look like a girl I know

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Me on July 4th: today marks the death of our democracy
Me after Rose Lavelle scored:

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Honestly, a white princess singing about wanting to stay all day in the sun wouldn't be good for little white girls anyway. My white boyfriend burns if he doesn't wear sunblock in the car.

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Gotta give it to her Marianne Williamson been more consistent on her stances over the years than Biden has

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You know what Melisandre from GOT reincarnated and wandered on stage and she did her best #DemDebates2020

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I’d feel bad that the hosts forgot that Andrew Yang is there but I think he forgot too #DemocratDebate

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@AllisonWynifred “Girlfriend, you are so on”

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I need to see a debate on where tf Marianne Williamson’s accent came from #DemocratDebates

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“And I couldn’t help but wonder, is Tormund still down?”

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The fight between The Hound and The Mountain #GameOfThornes

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Where do I buy tickets to the writers panel #GameOfThrones