Father Aids

Shame on you for staying the same

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[zoe @gayrdians]

when i try and cancel a subscription and it offers me a better deal

[ُ @Asensii20]

He wasn’t lying because what the hell is this???

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when the starbucks barista flips the iPad around and you press 0% tip

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

when the tablet asks me to add a tip

[Blanco @KyliansLawyer]

@theMadridZone @tmcesporte brother there is a whole frenchman on the left wing you’ve refused to harmonize with for TWO YEARS and you chose the chin

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Marvel thinks “The Thunderbolts” and “Shang Chi” gonna get an IMAX ticket outta me

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's incredible seeing a fake Instagram insane person encounter a free range genuine New York City nutjob and clearly not knowing how to handle it

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

AURA ❤️‍🔥

[George Carmi @georgecarmi]

bottom 5 tweet oat

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Watching Odysseus belt the suitors in the final act of The Odyssey

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

Odysseus and his crew every time they got off their boat

[zuha @winterw1d0w]

hearing the twang when odysseus plucked that bow

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Odysseus leaving every island they visit

[phx 💥 @phxstrikesback]

poseidon to odysseus

[᧔࿔᧓ Hemzil ᧔࿔᧓ @hoikty_alt]

Clavicular Updates

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🗣️ Roy Keane: “What seperates Jude is that FIGHTING spirit within him.”