Ass-O-Rama

Daily Futurama clips!

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"The ruffians smoked one of your cigars!"

"That's not a cigar! And, er, it's not mine..."

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That's not an astronaut. It's a TV comedian!

He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife...

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That place used to be a big dump!

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What the!?

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"Knightrider wasn't evil!"

"His windscreen wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show..."

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Oh. I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all...

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Oh. I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is what matters for survival

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"Once my species passes on its genes, it dies."

"You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?"

"Yes."

"...Tough call!"

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"Why is there yogurt in this cap!?"

"I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

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"Yes, but what about the animals?"

"The what?"

"The animals!"

"I didn't say anything about animals. Now, it seems the planet will collapse within three days... incidentally, this will kill all the animals..."

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"My home! It burned down! How did this happen!?"

"That's a very good question."

"So, that's where I left my cigar."

"That just raises further questions!"

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"A letter from Bender, my good friend! 'Dear Dr. jerkberg, if you're reading this, I'm already dead. The person who killed me Was-was-'"

"I'm bored. You're boring, Zoidberg. I'm going to go watch TV!"

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Get your pipin' hot horseburgers,
horse fries, horse cakes and shakes!

We got tongue straight from the horse's mouth.

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"Good riddance to them! Now Zoidberg is the popular one."

"Yes, yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"

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"Dating your ex, Fry. Have you lost all self-respect?"

"All what?"

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We interrupt this sound file to bring you a terrifying announcement.

A non-metallic being has been sighted in the vicinity of make-out point!

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Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!

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You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location...

The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror.

These are just examples... It could also be something much better...

Prepare to enter... The Scary Door...

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Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly, you've gone too far!

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The Scary Door...