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Who wants to meet a talking donkey and buy some #Hive merch? Umm... you do. So go then... read this post about it and click a link. Alec: Redefining Haute Couture! https://t.co/2Vp124BEoi

#Posh #PoshToken #HiveFixesThat #HiveEngine #SmartAlecTees #SmartAlec

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@sarabellab123 @MumInBits We'll, that's one less thing to fucking worry about, eh? 😏

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@ProfTAcademy Yep. #Hive Backed Dollars have a bright future! How much #HBD do you have compounding? 💪

#HiveFixesThat #Cryptos #Blockchain #blockchains

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I don't know who needs to hear this... but sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me.

#GIJane2 #SlapGate

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@MrNiceGuy513 @Seedalicious @CBNostalgia @SuperSuitShow @UpToTASK @Bainst06 @dano_cosmic @Ceesnation @sumter_joshua @GailSimone Oh damn... shots fired.
(Pew. Pew, Pew. 🔫)

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@PJillIrwin @DFisman Sure... but they are FAILING in economics. At least they'll be breathing easier as they go bankrupt.

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@DFisman @JustinTrudeau I can't understand you with his penis in your mouth like that. One more time, please. Enunciate.

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@unhealthytruth Absolutely not. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Woke nonsense.

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@sinbad65 @dogvoyages Troll. This account has one follower in TWELVE years on Twitter. Please go tell Pfizer to be less transparent.

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@BSkupek @dogvoyages TROLL alert! This account has seven followers in a year and a half... go back to Pfizer and tell them to do better.

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@Krystilea88 @dogvoyages This TROLL account is brought to you by Pfizer. One follower in over four years on Twitter... get a life.

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@althiaraj @OttawaPolice People trapped in their houses... businesses can't open... thugs closing down the mall...

Everything seems to be in order. Where the hell have you been for the last two years? (Maybe we should tell these thugs to drop all the mandates so this all comes to an end.) 🤡🌍

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@jordanbpeterson The Lone Rangers are a fictional band from a 90's comedy film called "Airheads". Great movie... the soundtrack for which can STILL be found on Spotify. Check it out if you're bored (the movie AND the soundtrack). 😎🎸

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@OSPyoutube That poor horse! 🐎

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@CBCNews If you want to be the best, you need to BEAT the best... so I guess we won't know who that is until people pull the sticks out of their asses. Who honestly claims the right to tell an elite athlete what they should do for their own health? Seriously. 🤦‍♂️🤡🌍

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@POTUS Your economy was SHUT DOWN with the rest of the world when you got there, Moron-In-Chief. If you showed up on a rainy day and the next day was sunny, you would take credit for a 100% reduction in rain. You're such a petty clown. lol 🤡🌍

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@MrRaceBannon I'll take both of those before one of these jabs... no question. And @jordanbpeterson speaking out-- one of the most lucid, diplomatic minds we have-- should serve as a wake-up call for those still unsure. But go ahead and pander to the woke machine. 🤡🌍

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@SimoneRacanelli This message is brought to you by Pfizer.

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@amaabpllc @littleapostate Not a single airplane was found either. all those frames and jet engines went up in smoke (apparently). But thank goodness they recovered all the terrorists' passports in the rubble. I repeat: THE TERRORISTS WERE CARRYING VALID IDENTIFICATION. But sure thing... real deal. lol

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@Acidic_Blonde Well, that escalated quickly!
But while I'm here: I have dubbed it "cracker jacking" (obviously).