LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️

Musings of a 26 year old in a world gone mad. Sometimes I post art. Daughter of @Jesser1975 and @EdwardS12951420 Happily married to a wonerful man. 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Please challenge my beliefs. If your argument is good enough to poke holes in my position, then it obviously isn’t a good idea for me to keep standing there.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

The worst thing that happened to the internet was companies learning that they could shove adds in face literally everywhere.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

News Flash: Girls like guys who get passionate about their interests.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

You know what’s really fucked up? My psych meds are $20. I (arguably) don’t need them to survive. Why the fuck is insulin so expensive? I know the answer, but still………

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

I used to think “White people can’t cook” was a bad take, but with all these videos going around of white chicks putting dry pasta in pans and pots with nothing but a block of velveeta and sausage dogs, and now I’m second guessing myself.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

@DogBlud @Adobe If it wasn’t for the fact that Adobe forced themselves to be the industry standard, they’d probably have lost waaaaaaayyy more customers aith the stunts they’ve pulled this last month.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Ah, good ol’ Adobe. Trying even harder than ever to push digital artists away from their shitty platform. #fuckyouverymuch

[Adobe @Adobe]

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[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

To whoever needs to hear this: I don’t care how well you get along, your boss is not your friend.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Homemade Cranberry Sauce > Can-berry Sauce. I don’t make the rules.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Fun Fact: Rick Astley did, in fact, give you up. https://t.co/1AtbGTzNtF

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Good morning to people who just cannot stop talking about how great your spouse is. Please, continue. And may your marriage continue to be a blessed and happy one.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

How on God’s green Earth are there people who believe that women only have hair on our heads? It boggles the mind.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

The older I get, and the more I grow as an individual, I’m coming more and more into the realization that I *really* don’t like organized religious institutions. This is not the only thing about me that is a disappointment to my dad.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Ok, but why do TV dinners from the 70’s and 80’s look so much more appealing than the ones from today? Is it the metal tray?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The great thing about the 70s is everyone pretty much had the diet of a hobo. Dig into this bitch and you can almost hear the train engine.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

Sometimes, I send cursed things in the group chat because I don’t want to suffer alone. Sometimes I send ‘em because I like to spread chaos.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

I love my roommates. They’re so sharing with their stuff.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

I don’t think there’s such a thing as an ugly face. Ugly personality, thoough, absolutely.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

@HGDown_ @CherryBreadTV Can confirm. My husband’s a democrat.

[LonelyAssassin96🖤🤍💜♠️ @Assasin95DP13]

@shoe0nhead If it wasn’t for free school lunch, I’d have grown up malnourished as hell. @Jesser1975 can confirm.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

when i'm elected these people will dropped onto a remote island and hunted for sport