the velo assassin

Urban cyclist. Maniac. Chef. Sommelier. Hoarder of books. Lover of dogs. my intent - start a rational conversation about cycling and open carry safety.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Senator Cruz voted against this.

[the velo assassin @AssasinVelo]

@Jimmypisfunny If you do so much research, how come you’re a fallible human who may have misspoke! 🤣 ok Cynthia you perfect bish 🤣

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@FoxNews Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Legitimate criticism is not hate. #fauxnews

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'AMERICA IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR': Nikki Haley warns of fading national pride. https://t.co/R6QYqGUIg9

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@rebeccamakkai Manatees nutz 😂 #gotem

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Ex-Trump Vice President Mike Pence announces that he will hold a speech that “will blast Biden’s claim that MAGA Republicans represent a threat to democracy.” Pence hid in a basement on January 6 as an armed mob of Trumpers tried to hang him. RT IF PENCE IS AN IDIOT!

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@JoshuaHol Lol. Who you think owns the networks?

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@WhismanSucks Or a personality

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

How’s Uncle Clarence feeling about Overturning Loving v Virginia??!!

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@franifio Hopefully @GovAbbott is the next one that gets rick rolled (see what I did there?)

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@franifio The 🐐

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#Ukraine #TYT #Russia #NATO #PutinsWar #CNN @franifio @TYT Injustice for one is an affront to all #unite #solidarity

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@AOC Whelp we can thank Reagan and his abolishing of the fairness doctrine for that. Kinda

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#NYC #NewYork

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@Jimmypisfunny gargamels cat is azriel

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@Jimmypisfunny I sent a very outraged message that you’re not already in

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If @SeanPenn thinks men are being feminized and wearing skirts, I wonder what he thinks about the wigs and make up that our #foundingfathers wore?

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@A_Payne_ happy #BlackHistoryMonth . Watched #CB4, the classic movie, yesterday. So I brought back an old meme format for the occasion

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i DoNt dO psYcHedElicS, I CANt bE OUt oF cOntRol liKe THAT! -people who get blackout drunk on the regular 🙄. Fine. Do you but stop acting like booze is not a drug #WarOnDrugs is lame af

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#cycling #nyc #fixedgear #fixie #cyclinglifestyle #manhattan #fitness #dallas #dallasbrakeless