Knucklehead McSpazatron

I have many dogs

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@Jabba_Da_What Like a whole choose your own adventure type deal?

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@alooboo I love that for you!!!!

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FYI sobbing like a baby is normal when watching episode 3 of #TheLastOfUs

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You couldn’t pay me enough money to take a child on a cruise

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@HAUNTEDMOMMIE Pls share

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The @adtr acoustic concert made my year. I’ve spent a long time loving the band, and I got to love it in a different light. #ForeverFan

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Even if I wanted kids, I know that with my genetics I should never reproduce (sorry mom)

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Me: I want to wear velvet clothing
Also me: velvet touch is scary

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Some people have Friends, some people have the office. I have Parks and Rec, and the Good Place

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The first time I felt publicly embarrassed was when I was a young girl and asked for ketchup on my sandwich at Subway

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.

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Realistically, there is no way you leave behind Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz when looking for Hamunaptra

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Christopher eccelston is an underrated Doctor

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The only thing that middle school home economics taught me was that I never want to have children.

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I’m married to the most perfect person on the planet and nothing can convince me otherwise

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Don’t forget to be an absolute bitch today.

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@alooboo Honestly that’s the dream of almost every woman I’ve come across since 2016.

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The husband recently mentioned his fear of solar flares and plasma storms. So now I’m afraid of solar flares and plasma storms

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Hi, I’m Olivia and I’m an Audiblecholic.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

I will never be small enough to sit under a mushroom and be happy, so really, what's the fucking point?