x Pandora Swallows x

yea...i do xx
y'all know who i am really, but follow this one for asset stuff, general perving and obsessive Rik Mayall tweeting!

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@CrystalGoodlove thank you my darling. Kisses xxx

[xx Miss K xx @ConfusedkelXx]

Happy birthday to our beautiful baby Asset @AssetPandora

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

There really is only one @A_BStardMP, but if the ordinaries want to play we will humour them for a while. You'll get bored before we do...

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@CrystalGoodlove @Ruby_Knightly UGH why is this ordinary following us and pretending to be Sir? Should we have him killed, @A_BStardMP?

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@A_BStardMP Not as missed as you were, Sir. Playtime is just no fun without you.

[Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP]

@AssetPandora Most enjoyable, my dear. However, one must confess that one's #Assets were missed greatly.

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@A_BStardMP Did Sir enjoy his holiday? It's a shame there wasn't room for 10 topless assets on that yacht of yours...

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@Ashley_kee that's just naaaaasty!!xx

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@A_BStardMP Welcome back sir. *frantically removes clothing*

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@Ruby_Knightly 💋 Love you Ruby! Xxx

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

Well, if this lady's job isn't the perfect career, I don't know what is...

[@Forgedinneon @ForgedinN3on]

A touching tribute from a loving fan...maintained meticulously by those that care deeply! #rikmayall unforgettable x

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@Ruby_Knightly GIVE ME IT!!!

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@MemorialRik @Hannah_Chutzpah I wasn't aware that Rik and B'Stard were different people? Any fans tribute is as valid as another, no?

[xx Miss K xx @ConfusedkelXx]

<3#Perfect10 @Ashley_kee @LisaLustwell @HeatherHardmakr @ToriBedHopper @Ruby_Knightly @HoneyDailey @PoshAsset @TurveysGirly @AssetPandora <3

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@BunnyWhetmore @HoneyDailey @TurveysGirly Love you too xxxxx

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@CrystalGoodlove OH GOD THE GLOVES

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

@Ruby_Knightly @PoshAsset @A_BStardMP I LOVE this interview. And of course Rik's favourite thing is sex, you can see it in his eyes!

[x Pandora Swallows x @AssetPandora]

.@CrystalGoodlove has made me my favourite Xmas present ever. I love her so much!!

[Heatherface @OhhMrWhippy]

@AssetPandora Thank you for my Xmas card!! That rosette drawing is awesome haha!