Our Soul Is Our Ppl

Enrich or die trying

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@DisgruntledGeni There really should be half an hour of no appointments at the end of the day to clear the last people out. Nothing like picking up a duplicate photos appointment 5 mins before shift end, or a customer with a vintage machine sent in for an impossible repair by AppleCare.

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@Texpert_ Haha we have a manager that meets up everyone in the last hour and destroys our wait time. He’s also awful at receiving feedback so it took ages to sort that out.

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Today we were talking about pairing products. You know... Apple TV and PlayStation controller, Watch and headphones etc... Someone remarked “Epic games and Apples 30%” 😂🙊

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@sxgolfer @InfinityWard “Everyone in war zone is cheating” 😂 You did a stupid bruh.

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@MrJoshCleary @virginmedia Same

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@Independent If you think that’s bad please please have a look at what’s going on at the DVLA. I’ve been waiting almost 3 months for a license renewal and there are key workers waiting to get their ID for longer.

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@Miyahoka Happy birthday 🥳

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@DepotGenius So many trusted phone number opportunities right now #applecare

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@theprevioustec1 Thanks for reporting the plain obvious? 👍🏽 #pulitzer

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Thanks #Apple for closing the retail stores. What an incredibly ballsy and courageous move. Our family thanks you #love

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@FruitstandJ Yeah we had a guy get aggressive ages ago, smashed his MBA on the table. He came back and got served by exactly the same genius *awkward*

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Post lessons you’ve learnt from Apple to improve your sex life:

“Getting to yes” 😫

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@SandraSavingMen @Apple It’s probably you, to be honest

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@baddestmamajama Yup commitments a bitch

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@scott_s3 @LindaLominger My response: “Get a job?”

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The other day one of the “less active” and more militant managers decided to try his hand at Discovery. Turns out, our entire team discovered he’s fucking useless.

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@DepotRepair They don’t sleep, they feed.

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I’m considering asking Loop if I can have my anniversary award made out of reconstituted earwax from customers AirPods.

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@westy2018 😂 Next you’ll be telling everyone the Pixel 4 is an option.

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5gb free iCloud limit stays? Come on Tim. Nobody (not even 8gb 5c users) got time for that.

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@westy2018 You know what else sorts that out? Google Photos, and I see it on more and more devices every week ✌🏽