Fruit Knock Off

A well needed venting outlet. I love my job, but the customers can get on your nerves. As it turns out... all opinions are my own.

[Lee. @exact__lee]

Having a job/career where you talk and communicate nonstop with humans, people truly have to understand that sometimes you just wanna be quiet outside of working.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

Do we have phones today? If we didn't have them yesterday we sure won't open with any. Use common sense and go home and order.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

The number of adults who won't hit CONTINUE without the approval of another adult is staggering.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

What's something a customer says that causes you to immediately turn off your brain to anything else they say? I'll go first.
"I read on the forums that this is a known issue"

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

There should be a law against microwaving fish in the break room.

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Then the lady slaps her hand on the baby stroller and started shouting “I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE!”

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Skill issue tbh

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

Apple Intelligence allows you to create a Genmoji, AI-generated emoji

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

CALCULATOR FOR IPAD 😭

[grDrama @DepotGenius]

@Creative_Rants Let’s see where they put the serial number this time

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?

[Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_]

@PulledToQueue Definitely seeing more of it, but it’s been a couple months now.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

@theapplehub A living wage

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

I love being zoned in accessories. I can stand around and watch the world burn

[Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_]

Something tells me last two are going to cause absolute havoc at the GB…

[AppleTrack @appltrack]

iOS 17.3 will add a new Stolen Device Protection feature 👏

It aims to deter theft by adding new layers of security that require more than just your device passcode to access important data like passwords.

[Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_]

@ianzelbo @Casetify @iFixit The irony is that the image they copied isn’t even of the internals of a 13 Pro or Pro Max

[Ilya · イリア @ilyamiskov]

Dynamic Island is one of the best executed UI pieces that while is arguably very extra – it adds so much more flavor and fun to the whole experience of using an iPhone.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Screw FineWoven. Bring back this masterpiece.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

Why do people think if we were out of phones yesterday, that we would have them at opening today? It was Sunday, and we didn't have an angel come down and drop phones on us overnight. #iPhone15ProMax #iPhone15Pro

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

The amount of customers that have no problem placing their babies on the dirty Apple Store floor to crawl around just so they have a free hand to play with the new iPhones is shockingly high 🤢