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[Asshole IT Guy @Asshole_IT_Guy]

Users are reporting if they turn it off and then back on again their devices are coming back to life. #verizonoutage

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Any Verizon Enterprise customers experiencing said outage or is it mostly consumer side? #verizonoutage

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Glad #Crowdstrike was too expensive and the sales people were too annoying. Loving me some #sophos today.

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@historyinmemes Cyber Car vibes

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

After nearly two full days of no international service (and still counting) - this is how it feels reading this post from Verizon.

My biggest complaint with Verizon isn't even their service. It's the lack of transparent communication to customers until hundreds of thousands of them are screaming.

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Not alot of info out there on @Syniverse Syniverse's outage. Crossing my fingers this isn't a Cyber event for them. Also.. Why are international cellular services for the USA reliant on a single point of failure?

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@zayogroup You guys having a fiber outage in the Northwest?

[Microsoft Teams @MicrosoftTeams]

They say: just a friendly reminder.

They’re thinking: last chance, pal.

[Asshole IT Guy @Asshole_IT_Guy]

@premera When you call into your call queue and select save my place in line it shouldn't call me back and then place us on hold for another 20 minutes.

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@GreenDotBank Thank you I finally got through and reported it.

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@GreenDotBank How do I report one of your accounts participating in fraud attempts to you? You're next to impossible to reach on the phone. I am not a customer therefore I do not have an account on your platform.

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@AskZiplyFiber What is going on with fiber connectivity in Bothell Washington? Can’t call in due to a system outage on your end.

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Anyone else receive Phishing emails from Washington State LNI?

[Asshole IT Guy @Asshole_IT_Guy]

@AskZiplyFiber Sounds like its getting sorted. Something about a card out at the CO affecting a bunch of customers. Thx for the reply.

[Asshole IT Guy @Asshole_IT_Guy]

@ziplyfiber what is going on in the Northwest?

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Wonder if @RonDeSantisFL is invested in Rengeneron?

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

Why were charges dropped against the driver in New York's Gemballa hit-and-run rampage? We asked a former prosecutor to find out. https://t.co/XoeidrFG1u

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Whats up with @lenovo price gouging on laptops. $1400 for an X1 with only 8GB of ram is crazy! couple weeks ago that laptop was in the $900's

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Deleting your tweets doesn't mean you didn't say it. #trump #loser @realDonaldTrump Lost Hugely!

[Asshole IT Guy @Asshole_IT_Guy]

@realdonaldtrump There was never a landslide! YOu Lost! You have too many people blowing smoke up your ass.