‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓨𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦. ◤ᴏᴄ :: ᴅᴇs :: ᴍᴄ ◢

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ۵

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙊𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝙅𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘿𝘢 𝙎𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘢 (－𝙎𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘯)

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

I mean this in every good way possible.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Excuse me, @sworntruths. What the fuck.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

I'm no such thing. I'm just stating an opinion that I'm open to being wrong about.

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

You sound like a hater

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

That sounds like a statement she'd only agree with because she loves you.

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

Luck? Pfffttttt. I swept my lady off her feet.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

There really is someone out there for everyone. Just like you know you're lucky to have your woman.

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

At least you know

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

We can agree to that.

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

Really /Really/ lucky

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

This woman is my wife. @sworntruths how am I so lucky to call you my wife for the rest of our lives?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

@famedwoe

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

my darling, my honey, my sweet, irreplaceable angel

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Speaking of, @sworntruths, hurry up. We're going to be late for mass if you keep trying to perfect whatever you're working on. If Ma gets mad, all I have to do is blame you to get away Scot free.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

I love Sundays. We get a house full of family, perfected Italian food, and all the baby cuddles we could possibly want. All we have to do is appease my mother's one little request.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

@sworntruths

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Good.

Anyway, nice seeing you.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

And don't go saying “ew”, @sworntruths.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Other than that, my attention is better spent on more important cases and, above all, my wife.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Other than that, my attention is better spent on more important cases and, above all, my wife.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Just so you're 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 aware, what you choose to do behind closed doors in the comfort of your own home is no business of mine. Hell, these days the only time I make it my business is if there's a drug bust that involves us.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

My point exactly. You're just bored looking for entertainment. I'm not that, but good luck in your endeavor. •Spins on her heels and walks away.•

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

-cackles- that’s a good one. Tell another

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Why say anything at all? Did you miss me?

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

Yes….because I could have said worse

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

Ignore her, honey. She's the effect of what drugs do to the brain after prolonged use.

[‏ً @sworntruths]

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓞𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢 @AssiduousAgent]

So saying “that old FBI lady is back” is you maturing?

[OG 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 @SurferBlonde]

You wish. I’ll have you know, I’ve matured since you last saw me.