FPL Roaster

3 years of playing FPL. 11 top 4 finishes in the last 5 seasons. I'd be #1 if it weren't for "variance"

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Why is everyone SO certain that Foden is the man? Wasn't exactly prime KDB last season. Different manager...blah blah blah...but doesn't mean Phil will instantly improve as a player. 0.2 goals/game last year doesn't instill a lot of confidence. Or do they know something I don't?

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iF eGlAnD pLaYeD tHeY cOuLd HaVe BeAtEn SpAiN.

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So enough with the "woe as us" pity party. You had as much of an opportunity to win - maybe even MORE of an opportunity since you went up a goal - but you panicked and let Argentina keep coming at you. Over. And over. And over. No response. No fight. No grit. No will to win.

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It's incredible what a bunch of helpless, spineless, ownership-avoidant bunch of pů55ie5 these England supporters are. Tuchel is right: There's no fight, no sense of ownership or responsibility in their DNA. Can't ever take it on the chin. Can't ever accept responsibility.

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England lost due to its own inability to grind hard. To fight harder than their opponent. This isn't anything new for the team. We've seen this before. THAT's their DNA: Perennial runners up. Always the bridesmaid. Never the bride. Can't get it over the line.

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1 week in...No resolution whatsoever. And still haven't been contacted by a Hertz employee. Already contacted Enterprise to see if they'll match the status level I have with Hertz. @enterprisecares @Enterprise

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Unsurprisingly, @Hertz has offered no solutions and been unresponsive since Monday afternoon. Thankfully, there are other rental car companies that would welcome my business and loyalty.

Oh, and don't bother filling out the surveys they email to you. They will never follow up.

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@CLTAirport @Hertz Thanks for your response. I appreciate it. I'd like for someone from that Hertz location to contact me directly so that we can figure this out to prevent it from happening again. It only ever happens at this specific Hertz location. And it happens month after month. Thanks again.

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Unsurprisingly, @Hertz has offered no solutions and been unresponsive since Monday afternoon. Thankfully, there are other rental car companies that would welcome my business and loyalty.

Oh, and don't bother filling out the surveys they email to you. They will never follow up.

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@Hertz Is THE WORST rental car company I have EVER experienced. The Charlotte airport one specifically.

I rent from Hertz 25-30 times a year. And from this location 12-14 of those times. Every single time there is a minimum of a 10 to 15 minute delay in getting my paperwork.

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I need someone from @Hertz customer service to contact me. Someone with some level of authority and decision-making ability. This is terrible customer service.

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@Hertz Is THE WORST rental car company I have EVER experienced. The Charlotte airport one specifically.

I rent from Hertz 25-30 times a year. And from this location 12-14 of those times. Every single time there is a minimum of a 10 to 15 minute delay in getting my paperwork.

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@arsenalfami1y Cry more. Your side lost. Try being a gracious loser. Show some class. The referee did a good job. Held both teams to the same standards. You lot are always looking for someone to blame, rather than accepting responsibility.

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Everyone involved with Arsenal is a giant sore loser. It's always someone else's fault that you lost. Never your own.

The referee did an excellent job last night. Stop wasting time and feigning fouls - especially after you've been warned multiple times.

You lost. That's that.

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Why does every topic, every comment by you have an overt political agenda to it? Thought this was a "comedy" podcast. @AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla

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Strange how you call everyone else a narcissist when you're the one that always thinks he's right about everything, and that everyone should listen to him and do what he says. Makes "I" statements endlessly. "I live in LA." "I was a carpenter." Who's the narcissist, @adamcarolla?

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@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla Why does every topic, every discussion have to take a political position? I thought this was supposed to be a "comedy" podcast. It's been the furthest thing from it for quite some time. Oh, and stop mentioning Covid on EVERY show. It's very old news.

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Hey, @adamcarolla, why do you refer to every woman as a "b1t¢h" on your podcast? Does it make you cool? Or tough? Or can't you find your big boy words to describe someone? Shows your lack of respect for women.

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@adamcarolla, why do you refer to every woman as a "b1tch"?

Also. the name calling - "losers", "püss1es", "dopes", "idiots", etc. - doesn't make your point more emphatic. It makes you sound like a pre-teen little boy who can't come up with grownup words.

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@adamcarolla Enough with the Covid yammering. Good Lord. Been 6 straight years and you've said it all -- 1,000 times over. Please come up with some new material. Every podcast sounds identical to the previous 1,200 episodes. You've properly beat this dead horse into dust.

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There goes @Delta -- being disorganized as fuck. Again. 25 mins past our boarding time. No explanation. No updates. This is every flight now. There needs to be some level of oversight to be consumer/customer advocates. There's no accountability.