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@MimiLeague A lot of that does look overcooked and slightly burnt tbf

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@Lylylimia If I opened this when it arrived and had the words “because you deserve it” ringing in my head I think I’d see red

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@Micothemailman @BlueJayvideos That’s a long time to be mixing drinks and changing lives I respect it

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@craig_dw All the customer service complaints and then this one out of nowhere has me fucking wheezing, I’m so glad this is the first thing I woke up to

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@XinoHusk Used to love watching this as a kid even though I barely even knew what the legend of Zelda was and knew nothing about anything they referenced

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@doterbeenhaflie @Lukapsio Which makes him a virgin?

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@unirespecter Fym “no change”, is that even legal? If the price is one thing and you give them a bit more money than it costs, they can’t just rob you of the rest of the money you’re owed back surely?

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@Miwabelle1 Any chance of being taken seriously lost the second you mispronounced his name lol

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@NoviceAstroPic @DaisyTatsuki @bradleyberdecia One of us is going insane here and I’m entirely unsure which

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25% cylinder is pretty go-ouhh-oughhh fuuucckkk~ i-i cuuuummmiiiiingggghh~❤️

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@ShaunH22 @BlueGreenblue3 You can say Irn Bru tastes like metal mixed with bubblegum or whatever like others are saying but it’s still not quite accurate or a solid identifiable flavour on its own

Marzipan is fairly close though, I guess I’d say it’s like a cherry-marzipan cross breed

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@justMizuyuki What the hell is an instant I only fw reels messages and stories

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@PenPlays_ Something being taken into a parking lot seems more like an expression to say they’re being got rid of to me, never heard that before

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@Abiiolaaaaaa Tesco and Sainsbury’s are firmly on the same level, they’re practically the same place

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@rubicubie @BisqueBoi Every language is just every other language but in another language you fuckin weapon

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@collapsedskull We do, literally look at any of the hundreds of replies