Dr Assman

I'M THE ASSMAN

[Dr Assman @AssmanTrades]

@JesusVa07807474 @MustStopMurad owning spx6900 is just greed. you hope to make money by selling you’re vapor coin to someone else later for a higher price. they just want to do the same. so it only works as a store of value. but it’s intrinsically useless. btc has proof of work, you pay electrons to make it.

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@shahh because stocks are actively doing that and crypto ain’t 🙄

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@defi_scout90 @andyyy are you a cub scout under a rock? get on the trail!

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@MustStopMurad SPX is trading at a premium on Fidelity 7398-6900=498
Great arb opp for saavy traders

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@toly @OrevaZSN how would standard of living go up? the number just went up. the money was printed from nothing just like solana.

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@TaraBull I just ordered more condoms

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@BusDownBonnor if they let people abuse it they’ll start abusing everything including real people. we are coming to Idiocracy (2006)

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@WallStreetApes just stop eating processed chemicals. eat real food. like all those plump juicy fruits doped up on genetic modifications! maybe the food on mars will be better for us. FUCK THE BILLIONAIRES. they feel you this shit to make you hooked and die while
they feast

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@andreysuperior Digital drug dealer. Slime bag! Enjoy your dirty money!!!

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@MustStopMurad 🦗

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@MustStopMurad @Matthew_C_Beck real SPX is tokenized and is already well over 6900 why DAFUQ anybody buy this

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@bryan_johnson bro just chill. have you seen the videos of the older 60-70 yo guys in the parking doing mad pull ups after smoking a fat joint? be like that. this has been figured out for millennia. no needle sticks, no ugly test tubes needed

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@MustStopMurad @dgt10011 i don’t think that’s what he meant 🤦‍♂️ gl

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@TheFlowHorse @mert i’m a fucking doctor. it’s not to make money. they were fully deceived since medical school. the data and studies are fully shit. they study sick people, they cherry pick data. you have no idea

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@Tradermayne @mert Yall are fuckin idiots. Eat real food. Fuckin Tards

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@mert You are so misguided.

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@SolLunix same thing with medicine. here’s the formula - eat real food, not too much, mostly plants. touch grass and people. also DCA bitcoin. don’t be evil. easy

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@JamesWynnReal @StarPlatinum_ we need to study Wynn’s blood to find a cure for all the depressed broken traders. This guy is indefatigable.

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@elonmusk Hey federal government elon wants you to pay us off for him so we can spend more on X and Grok and new Teslas! Please help this great American cause by this champion of the People!

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@mert high is relative to “normal”. what you’ve been told is normal is likely not normal for you. eat real food, not too much and mostly plants. sardines and eggs are great for protein. you don’t need supplements. feel your body. you’re brain isn’t needed for health. it’s built in.