Rick Sanchez.

You're a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically. This piece of shit @ShowMeTheMorty tags along with me. [#RickandMortyRP | #Jᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ]

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

❝Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everybody is going to die.❞

• Reviving
• #RaMRP
• Mortimer: @ShowMeTheMorty
• Crossovers/OCs welcome
• Banter/SLs
• Detailed
• Literate
• Semi-Descriptive
• Semi-Selective
• #Jᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ
• RT?

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@CrudeDimension || it was! lol

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@137Summer Oh yeah definitely, of course. You know I know that.

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

That's my girl!

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Keep. Summer. Safe.

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

“@ShowMeTheMorty! Wake up, Morty! This is important!”

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

TVs! Microwaves! Radios!

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@DlANESANCHEZ “..Diane? A Diane Sanchez? What the hell are you, doing here?”

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

“I mean considering if— wait what the fuck?”

[Rick & Morty Quotes @rick_morty_bot]

You fucked with squirrels, Morty!!

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

“Man that was a long ass shit.

I’m taking another one.”

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

—;

[Rick & Morty Quotes @rick_morty_bot]

The drunk version of me is probably SO supportive of Israel, and he wants what's best for it—

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

“Hey, hey,

F*** you.”

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

What a G-playa. https://t.co/if1owzYeDk

[Rick & Morty Quotes @rick_morty_bot]

Boy, Morty, I sure Cronenberged the world up, didn't I. We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty. But at least they're not in love with you anymore though. That's a huge step in the right direction.

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@SummerSmxth “Hahahaha oh, hahaha, Summer, you little devil you, hahaha.”

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@SummerSmxth “Good, thought I lost you there for a second and had to go on a search for a better– uh the real version of you.”

[Rick Sanchez. @Assoholicisms]

@_89p13_