Morty Smith

Uh, hey. My name's Morty. I go on adventures with @Assoholicisms. The universe can get pretty... pretty crazy sometimes, you know? #cheese

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Rick's got Dad running on a hamster wheel and I don't know why but I think it has something to do with pheromones, ah geez...

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Ahhhhhh, oh geez.....

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@Assoholicisms Geez, Rick.... I-I-I didn’t realize you cared about football so much... hah...

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@Assoholicisms I guess we can only hope they know what they're doing, Rick.

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@MuffledDeathism || Hey, it's something they both say.

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@Assoholicisms I mean, what kind of budget are they running on? Or is this a purely stylistic choice? I just don't get it, Rick.

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@Assoholicisms It's kinda making me nauseous, Rick. I mean, the dimensionality of the whole place is really throwin' me off... Jesus, look at those people hopping around!

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@Assoholicisms It's kinda freaking me out... I feel really- you know, real out-of-place with all these little... paper people, and stuff.

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Geez, Rick... This place is pretty weird.

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@renownredhead - planet’s native inhabitants by the invaders. “Jeez, Rick, I-I mean, shouldn’t we help? The guys who live here seem pretty defenseless!”
“There’s a non-intervention code in space, Morty.” Rick took a swig of alcohol as they passed another spaceship on the way out.

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@renownredhead “Y-Y-You’re gonna pin this thing on me? Are you kidding me?” Rick pulled a lever and a transparent spherical shield formed around the car as it took off. “This is an invasion! I’m a neutral third party!”
Morty rubbed his head, peeking out a window to see a slaughter of the -

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@renownredhead - across the landscape, began to flee in horror as the invaders took aim and began to fire at the small, squishy amphibian natives.
“Morty! Get in the car!” Rick shouted as he dove toward them, sliding over the hood of the vehicle with a sack of space rocks in tow. “Dammit!”

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@renownredhead - miss. A huge, purple and blue spacecraft had landed in the middle of the field Rick had been rummaging through and dozens of large mammalian aliens disembarked, armed to the teeth with sophisticated weapons. The planet’s native inhabitants, who were scattered here and there -

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@renownredhead “Cool!” Morty brightened up a bit and smiled timidly just before a massive object slammed into the ground a few dozen yards away from them, causing the earth to rumble.
Morty instinctively jumped to his feet and turned to face the source of the noise. It was impossible to -

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@OfAlcoholiism “Nothing much....” Scuffs a shoe on the floor. “I, uh— I’ve been hanging out with Jessica a little lately... Hah...”

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@OfAlcoholiism “Mom! Uh, hey!”

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@renownredhead - Earth soon enough, do you still wanna go see a movie or, or do something normal like that or something?”

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@renownredhead “Oh, uh... y’know, I’m not really sure,” Morty admitted, scratching the back of his head. “I-I’m guessing Rick knows though, and he won’t get far enough away for it to stop covering him.” He glanced briefly at Jessica, then back at his knees. “Hey, uh... If we get back to -

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@renownredhead - where Rick was gathering rocks and stuffing them in a large bag. “I mean... I don’t mind going around... places with him, for the most part. Sometimes it’s fun.”