Shannonanana Batman

Part-time adult, full-time lifeguard and arts & crafts enthusiast. Single parent of six houseplants

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

<Obligatory joke about cuffing season>
*single people laugh, then return to quietly crying into our leftovers*

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

For updated information on the #WoolseyFire, please follow the feeds below. Our courageous first responders have done, and continue to do, an amazing job.

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

PSA: don't forget to get your flu shot! Final projects suck, but getting the flu during final projects is even worse

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

Someone please explain how pediatrician offices always have magazines older than their actual patients

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

1) Call your reps at [phone]- tell them to END the separation of families at the border (ask your Senators to pass the Keep Families Together Act and your House Rep to pass the HELP Separated Children Act).

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

I've known a cashier at Target longer than any of my relationships have lasted

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

@mandy_dimarzio Deep breaths - you've got this 💜💜💜

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

Let's make it happen:
https://t.co/qUy6Jv8nAv
#WhereAreTheChildren

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

Schuylkill - 1
Non-Pennsylvanians - 0

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Using a series of large cards, Philadelphia Eagles star Malcolm Jenkins delivers a message on the criminal justice system and NFL players' community involvement after President Trump canceled the team's ceremony at the White House earlier this week.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

@EvanRasputin I made coffee

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Do you or a relative have cancer, diabetes, a heart condition or any kind of pre existing condition? @realDonaldTrump is trying very hard to take health insurance away from Americans who have pre existing conditions.

If this makes you scared or angry, help us flip the House. https://t.co/869zlFV1CT

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

amazing

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

This country is a horror movie.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Hi James! Donkeys are known for their independence, intelligence & persistence and horses for their speed, perceptiveness & memory. I’m flattered by the compliment, thank you! https://t.co/9R5oVcSZnN

[Rachel Stark ▫️ syntactics.bsky.social @syntactics]

I'm just gonna keep on reminding you all that Jeff Bezos is literally funding space exploration because, as he says, he doesn't know what to do with all his money. https://t.co/Q2WC5FeVrY

[ruben @overtheboardz]

Stop polluting the ocean, pick up your fucking trash. https://t.co/7wtDOWbsH3

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

Big momma nature wished my gay ass a happy birthday and Pride Month 🌈

[Shannonanana Batman @AssortedCutlery]

Mojo discovered that if you drink from things on the coffee table, you get whatever you licked--no matter how noт ғιnιѕнed they were with that water