Astolfo Says

My name is Astolfo and my class is Rider! Pleased to meet you! He/Him (Posts text/edits, sometimes NSFW and spoilers)

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"Yahoo! My name is Astolfo! Rider Class! And, and...umm, nice to meet you!"

* Everyone's favorite Twelfth Paladin!
* Parody | RP
* Sometimes NSFW and spoilers!
* https://t.co/K7hxnojG0m

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You all missed me, right? Right? Tell me you missed me!

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Anyway, did they find Gen Urobuchi's lost belts yet? It's been quite a few years...

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@Mcswordsmith My friend, that tweet is four years old!

Astolfo is still objectively correct, but.

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Sieg and Astolfo: *Form an unbreakable bond of trust and friendship*
Nasu and Higashide:
Sieg and Jeanne: *Stand next to each other for two seconds*
Nasu and Higashide:

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Astolfo doesn't know what he's looking at...

[Faust 🧙‍♂️☢️🇦🇷🌞 @toffee_32]

reviewbrah with his hair down and kimono over his suit is the most esoteric coquettish angelpilled waif i've ever seen

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A tweet? A tweet so Astolfo's account doesn't get deleted? Sounds good to me!

[colonel hrgh @ColonelHrgh]

enter the chateau

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@corvidsheir // I'm not even an active account anymore but I just want to say underneath your tweet:

Zero FFXIV my beloved

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"Astolfo, your story is literally about fighting a religious war" I can't hear you over how hard I'm posting!

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Strange Fake? All right, boys, I'm logging into my Twitter account "HassanDefender6969"

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It's time for Saber to be recrowned King of Britain.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

AAAHAAHAHAHAA!! I'VE DONE IT!! BRITAIN IS NO MORE!!!

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Huh? What drama? There's drama?

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Douman-chan cute.

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Now where is Astolfo summer?

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@Auras_Feel Astolfo has indeed spent ~22 USD for maid outfits!

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It's almost time for this once again, gaymers...

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@CasterofLimBot Play the MMORPG or find the lost belt-

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"Astolfo have you been playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG this whole time while your account has languished"

Yes!

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Did we find Gen Urobuchi's lost belt yet?

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Paladins........!!!

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IS IT HAPPENING?