King Vortiron🦋

Wench, ha! For what reason is thou angry? Because mine own pussy poppeth sev'rely and thine own does not?

(Indie Oberon RP/Parody Account)

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

hey hey c'moooon i'm just a little guy i'm a little guy and it's my birthday you wouldn't hurt a little guy on his birthday

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@johnlancer69 I look great in shorts! I have nice legs!

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

OBERON SWEEP

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@johnlancer69 What. What does that mean.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@ShrekArcher [Grabbing his entire face with one hand,]

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

You WILL give me all of your popsicles.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@ShrekArcher ALL of them.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 I'll bite it off.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@ChaldeasMaster You Will Be Spared.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 Is it actually a Popsicle or is this a euphemism for your penis

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

THE WAY ME GETTING A COSTUME IS BETTER THAN THE ANNIVERSARY SERVANT HHAHAHAHA

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 You're clinically insane.

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 Why is THAT your reaction!?

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@CaliburCosmos /I'M/ BEING WEIRD?!

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 I'm going to Scaphism you

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 WHY WOULD THEY BE PUPPIES?!

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 [😏]

Now You Can't Ovulate

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 [RIPPING TEARING REMOVING ORGANS]

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

Autism Dinner

[It's just a plate of half eaten fruits]

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 [CLAWING HIM CLAWING HIM CLAWING HIM CLAWING HIM]

[King Vortiron🦋 @MothofLies]

@merlinus420 Infact I'm going to remove Your organs