Uncle Jim ⭐

Most of my time is spent doing SEO, the other, I'm not sure.

Per Deus, Ad Astra.

Hic sunt leones.

[azoinab @azoinab]

Advertise your account with ONE image:

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@lamideee_a

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Instead of Dr Strange to become a Lagos founder he's playing.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Great idea. Why you never build am?

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Sigh. 😔

[Ama Udofa @the_amazingama]

SEO in 2026 is a bloodbath 😭

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@Maynahthewriter @getpocketapp

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@getpocketapp "Wait, you left too quickly" What does that notification actually mean? After the transaction, please let me know what else you want me to do in the app.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Uprising true true.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Ronaldo, please. I can't lose sleep and you'll lose the game, please.

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

June Dump?

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Also, when she got home, she told her mom..

"Mummy, rain was touching me." Because in all her 6+ years of living, rain had probably not "touched" her.

Omo oghene migwo

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

I went to pick my niece from school once. She came outside her school gate, looked left and right and asked, "Uncle Jimmy where's the car?"

I just stood there staring at her with a mixture of gratitude and disbelief.

Sha enter bike my love.

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

When I was teaching at one of these big private schools years ago, one day the parent of one of my students couldn't pick them up because of a roadblock.

She asked if I could help bring the kids to where she had parked her car.

I stopped an okada. These kids couldn't even climb on the bike; the oldest was around 9 years old at the time.

They had never ever climbed an okada before in their lives.

I had to carry them one after the other. I took one, went and came back, then the second, then the third.

That's when it hit me that different realities produce different perspectives.

Never assume your experience is universal.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

I can't even remember what happened in season 1. Get in.

[Netflix @netflix]

London has no idea what's coming. Here's a new look at Blue Eye Samurai Season 2.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

At this point, I'm the clown. 🙂 @getpocketapp

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@getpocketapp Maybe you should try a different business model?
Because the one thing you've consistently proven to be is unreliable.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

This tweet haunts me.

[Naval @naval]

The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@michaelinioluwa Hi

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@getpocketapp Maybe you should try a different business model?
Because the one thing you've consistently proven to be is unreliable.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@asemota @Ssaasquatch @eldivine Can we put all our eggs in your basket? 😔

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

Annual rent 1.3M
Total package 2.3M

See, until I use blow remove one Lagos agent teeth, the rest no go get sense.

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@Vince_da_rapper I no one win. 😔

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

6 phones 1 laptop in like 5 years.

A couple slaps, took a punch to the eye once and saw a gun once. Tsk.

[QueenBee 🐝(of Bee&Needles) @OyinAjibade]

Have you ever lost a gadget, been robbed, pickpocketed?

[Uncle Jim ⭐ @Astra_Jim]

@OyinAjibade Watin my eyes don see, my mouth no fit talk.