edward wolden

I make stupid jokes. If you take me seriously you're doing it wrong

[edward wolden @AstroStomp]

President Trump was excited about the upcoming UFC event at the White House until he found UFC does not stand for Us Fucking Kids

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Hero piano who refused to play a Morgan Wallen song was attacked by a drunken racist this weekend

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@decoyrobot Yes, The Force and Spider-man are not real things, we already knew that.

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I don’t care if that baby is in his fifties, the sex scenes in Mandalorian and Grogu were a bit much

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Santa Monica implies the existence of Santa Rachel and Santa Phoebe

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I’d never fuck with a projectionist. They’re some reel ones

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Scientist have found salmon with cocaine in their bloodstream. These salmon, swim faster, swim farther, and have a super sick idea for a podcast .

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@HiddenYorkshire Yes, literally everyone already knows this. Glad to see you finally caught up.

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@frosmoth_irl @JonDArsen @Kali_de_Armas Why are you hitting dogs?

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@hayasaka_aryan @batmanandsobbin You can’t handle any book at all because you lack basic comprehension

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@AsterNullbyte @batmanandsobbin Literally nobody is pretending that.

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@K21Becky @DionIsRealCN @Burner1634443 @batmanandsobbin Seems like you kinda do. 😅

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@EternalOperator She said if you’re a man respond, not, if you’re an incel loser please respond. How embarrassing that you can’t read

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@EternalOperator Leave the politics for the adults, kiddo.

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@EternalOperator @lorahmoe I don’t know, you can’t seem to overcome being a lonely loser who has never talked to woman

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@lorahmoe Ah, so you’ve met men

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Who up making beef stew and listening to Jesus Christ Superstar?

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The boys and I like to shop brand names at discount prices. We call it TJMaxxing .

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Trump and the Pope fighting is like the heads of two of the biggest pedophille rings in the world fighting