daniel.

I make the black wet. (he/him)

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Love harder.
Love more.
Stay angry.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔞 𝔍𝔢𝔞𝔫 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔴 @samguine_]

"Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after."

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“All of the best-informed people are profoundly depressed these days” is exactly as ill an omen as you think it is.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

This ain’t a softball team lil nigga. pick a side. blood in, blood out

[daniel. @danielwolden]

I for one can’t wait to see a movie making TRIGGERED? jokes that are five years old parodying movies twice as old.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘SCARY MOVIE’ franchise has finally returned with The Wayans, but does this film manage to be as hilarious as the first 2 installments?

Find out in our review… https://t.co/5Sw8IKTYKf

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Going on my stupid fucking walk for my goddamn metal health.

[edward wolden @AstroStomp]

President Trump was excited about the upcoming UFC event at the White House until he found UFC does not stand for Us Fucking Kids

[daniel. @danielwolden]

As much as I hate The Magician’s Nephew being numbered as 1, A Horse and His Boy being numbered 3 drives me insane.

[daniel. @danielwolden]

“Hey! Someone is giving away a whole set of Narnia books!”
*looks at the photo*
“Oh it’s the ones made for stupid people that are numbered wrong.”

[edward wolden @AstroStomp]

Hero piano who refused to play a Morgan Wallen song was attacked by a drunken racist this weekend

[Marquee Moon & The Funky Bunch @notthelivestock]

"Your kisses are as wicked as an M-16, and you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me" is one of the greatest couplets in rock history https://t.co/8jUFfdw3TD

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[daniel. @danielwolden]

I know Arsenal fans can get some hate, but this is a bit much.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

This dude runs New York City. 25 years after 9/11. People, we’re stupid.

I can’t believe, in complete honesty, that this is the country I put my life on the line for. Decades of fighting for a nation, naturally expecting the country at home to understand.

Faith works both ways. Americans died for our way of life, this ain’t it.

We refuse to learn our lessons…much to our downfall.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Actorle #1530 1/8
🟩
Play here: https://t.co/WZ2H7odOie
#Actorle #MovieChallenge

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Framed #1535
🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

https://t.co/t3N8BUsFqD

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Is there anything more cowardly than betting an amount on a Daily Double less than the answer was worth?

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Saw I Love Boosters on Thursday, saw The Mandalorian and Grogu today. There’s room for both in my heart.

[daniel. @danielwolden]

Why is my following feed full of accounts I don’t follow?