Ed Baldwin

Astronaut. Gemini 7, Apollo 10, 15, 22, Pathfinder 1, Phoenix, Ranger-1 veteran. USN Admiral. The most based astronaut. (Parody)
#TeamAsteroidHeist
He/they

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Get in losers we're going to Mars

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

GIVE IT BACK

[201Pathfinder @201Pathfinder]

ED BALDWIN

HELIOS SUIT

ALAMOGORDO NEW MEXICO

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

@ThisBarbara Goldilocks is fake, it was made up by big asteroid to sell more asteroids

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Astro_Baldwin official theme song

https://t.co/BEwGZ9g5FX

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

alzheimers? I meant Parkinson's

Living on Mars, you know how it is

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

In case you're wondering where the alzheimers went I just scared it away, no time for that when I have asteroids to steal

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

zonked out my fucking mind rn

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Don't ask what's in the classified folder, I forgot the password

[For All Mankind @forallmankind_]

Every obstacle has pushed Ed Baldwin to new heights.

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Come join us on Mars

We're looking for a security guard to keep watch over a non-conspicuous North Korean capsule

[For All Mankind News & Updates @fam_news_]

Greetings from Happy Valley, Mars, 2003

Season 4 premieres November 10th on AppleTV+
#ForAllMankind #Season4

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

I get residual checks from this ad btw so you all better watch it

[For All Mankind @forallmankind_]

Start your future at Helios.

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Sometimes I look out the window and wonder if I'm actually in Arizona

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

This is what happens when I run out of my anti-aging skincare on Mars

[Chicken 🇦🇺 @ChickenLentil]

#starship #spacex

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

That looked exactly like when I launch something in kerbal Space Program

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Wen hop

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Son of a bitch, he stole my line

[NASA @NASA]

...and rounding out our #Artemis II Moon crew: mission commander @Astro_Reid!

Reid Wiseman lived & worked aboard the @Space_Station as a flight engineer in 2014. He also commanded the undersea research mission NEEMO21, and most recently served as Chief of the @NASA_Astronauts.

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

I should really take a day to clean out all the ants that we spilled

They've oughtta got a nest somewhere

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

I wonder how Shane is doing with the bicycle

I'm sure he's getting practice while I'm away

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

Man I hope Karen doesn't have trouble mowing the lawn back home while I'm up here

[Ed Baldwin @Astro_Baldwin]

I will shoot down your balloon in my T-38