The AstronautSaint

Creator of Sacreligiocity@Maximum Velocity

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

How many protests end up with cops dead?Zero. Because a protest isn’t a fckng riot. It isn’t conducted with ill intent. Insurrection on the capital? Hang the VP? Where was the show of force from the police that day? Yet #pdx911 wants to choke ppl out? Resign or prison, fascists!

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@ElectSense @blue_midwest @thebradfordfile It’s not an experimental vaccine. It’s been proven effective, you know, AFTER they experimented on CONSENTING people with it. Dumbass. All of you lot are fucking ridiculous. Keep watching your fascist news programs and Q-anon bullshit.

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@RealMattCouch I really think you need to look up what communism means you senseless turd… enjoy your soup.

[37d03d @37d03d]

So happy this record is out in the world. ♥️
A daily listen is good for the soul.

Listen: https://t.co/sbRe7NFqua

@BRMadjv @jagjaguwar @straightxnarrow @aaron_dessner @boniver
#howlongdoyouthinkitsgonnalast

[Merge Records @mergerecords]

Happy Anniversary to @superchunk's "Here's to Shutting Up" ❤️ The re-release drops October 22. Preorder it here! https://t.co/6apXn2w1Y5

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@777Whoswho777 @TazioNuvolari37 @GregAbbott_TX UR comparing response to Covid w/ Mussolini or Nazis? 🧐U realize we weren’t the only country that put mandates in place for public safety, right? I didn’t go to public school nor am I Gvt dependent. I also don’t throw the F-word at everything I disagree with. gods child, eh? 🤣

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Spiritualized will release a new album "early next year," says Jason Pierce https://t.co/KDZyED4gX7

[Under the Radar @Under_Radar_Mag]

Mac McCaughan (@MacMerge of @superchunk and also co-founder of @mergerecords) is releasing a new solo album, "The Sound of Yourself," on September 24 via Merge (of course). Now he has shared its second single, “Circling Around,” via a video. https://t.co/3LKkSkJ9Xj

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@laurenrecords AstronautSaint Records (@AstronautsaintR) based out of #PDX? Already in my second year as a record store, why not start a label? Got @cascadepressing right up the road. How convenient!

[Kill Rock Stars @killrockstars]

Have y'all checked out @AstronautsaintR's charity auction?? We have a few items available, like Elliott Smith's Record Store Day exclusive. Other labels we ❤️ have some gems up, too. Check it https://t.co/w0OSB096WM

[NW Honky Tonk @NWHonkyTonk]

Hey, I interviewed Mathew from @AstronautsaintR last week about this great charity auction, supporting @TheJWF. Check it out! Then go bid. There is cool stuff and The JWF is a great organization, helping our local music community stay healthy and sane in this world.

[Polyvinyl Record Co. @Polyvinyl]

Frankly this kicks so much ass

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@bmiriani @itsJeffTiedrich Hey! Look everybody! It’s Bartemius Crouch Jr.! Took some polyjuice potion again. I thought he was in #azkaban?

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@AstronautsaintR @AviationGin @VancityReynolds You realize by tagging @VancityReynolds in the second tweet you just gave yourself away, yeah? Okay buddy. I think you’ll have to come up with another plan. Like maybe send him some of those native Minnesotan-style lemon bars you’re so good at making?

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@RepMattGaetz This tweet has been flagged as propaganda. Get the facts here: https://t.co/3MM0hjmd6V.
Where is your “president” right now? Puppet. U give Trump your Twitter login credentials? Do us a favor and keep your opinions. Also, stop tweeting on the clock at Mar-a-Lago.🤣😂✌🏼

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@johncusack Who would’ve thought zealotry would be the downfall of a country? If it’s allowed to exist it’s allowed to persist. We should also deal with the people that support fanaticism. Can’t kill a bad idea but you can ignore a person with bad ideas. “You fascists bound to lose”.

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

Republicans are zealots. Do us all a favor. Suck off the business end of a shotgun. Preferably loaded. With buckshot not birdshot. Don’t want any mishaps in your service to the country.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

This year my birthday wish is a call for kindness. We can’t just hope for a brighter day, we have to work for a brighter day. Love too often gets buried in a world of hurt and fear. So today, January 19th, let’s get to unearthing love ❤️ https://t.co/CTShxNkbRq

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

Conservative movement? So it’s a movement to what, make racism okay? If you want a world where everybody looks and acts like you, eat a bag of dicks. You fckng right wing assholes. Drop the Christian facade. Nobody is buying it. Divisive religious zealotry isn’t welcome.

[The AstronautSaint @AstronautSaint]

@BuffBadger @HelicopterQueef @seanosu02 @Trumpetarian @realstewpeters @realryanhartwig @SidneyPowell1 Nope. I call people fake Christians who throw in with Trump. Fake ass Christian. And I think I understand people like you just fine. Turn the other cheek, right? You’re just another punk-ass trying to steamroll over anybody who doesn’t agree with you & you can’t take criticism.