Asuelu

Parody Life. 55% Yogurt Sample God. 45% Volleyball Professional. 9% Apple Raking Expert. 1% Dad and Husband.

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@Tdwb1222 @TLC Fuck her family

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What are Americans favorite brand of microwave popcorn? Mine is pop secret. 🌽

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@DUMBd0m That looks like my dingle dong

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@JohnnyT2828 @RobinhoodApp Lol ur fucked bro

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Why do Americans run their water the entire time they brush their teeth???

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I just hope they both had fun. And still fuck #ESPNPlus #UFC257

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@eRiCKandROLL @ufc @VisitAbuDhabi Pretty hard to tap when your heads getting smashed in brah

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Fuck man. #ESPNPlus #UFC257

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This is the first time my wife has ever given me permission to buy a PPV and this is what fuckin happens. #espnplus #ufc257

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Jake Paul somehow responsible for this shit. #espnplus #UFC257

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I cannot stress this enough. FUCK YOU #ESPNPlus #UFC257

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Yo fuck you #ESPNPlus this is some bullshit. #UFC257

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@chrissyteigen Hello Chrissy I like you very much. Goodbye.

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@animal789 Damn bro why you do me like that

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@HotMessTelly @realitytvhubs Probably this

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@realitytvhubs I was sweating through this thinking you’d name me. Phew.

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@wapaclau @DiscoveryHH I’ll marry you

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@KateNix79938244 @realitytvhubs Let me just say, they needed a lot of ink.

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@realitytvhubs 🤣👍🏻🔥

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@realitytvhubs Omg bro thank you so much my kids love that movie.