OverheardInWaitrose

A selection of the best coments overheard in the UK's poshest supermarket - Waitrose

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"No India, we don't need pheasant this week, darling. Daddy picked one up hunting last night."

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"But Mummy, if we aren't going on a plane then it's not a real holiday."

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"Yes ma'am, Basil, Thyme, and Oregano are in aisle two"

"No, darling, I'm looking for my children!"

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"No Sebastian, put them down dear. You know what type of people eat crisps!"

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'Orlando that's enough blueberries, I only need them to go on top of the venison.'

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'Gosh you have to be millionaires to shop here. Just as well we are!'

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You know it's Waitrose when brioche is essential...

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'Verity put that 'essential' stuff down! When I married you we agreed not to compromise on the quality of our balsamic vinegar.'

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"Darling, which Range Rover is ours?" #OverheardInWaitrose

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"Spend £50 in store and get 5p off a litre of helicopter fuel" #OverheardInWaitrose

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Darling, just stick to 5 so we don't look cheap. #overheardinwaitrose

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'Of course I would buy the smoked salmon, but it makes the Lamborghini smell like a fishmonger's.'

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Make sure we only get 2 packs dear, we don't want the cashier thinking we're buying them because they're 3 for £10. #OverheardInWaitrose

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One suggests we pop some scones in the basket for when mummy is back from polo? #OverheardInWaitrose

[Emma Severn @Dickinson27Emma]

Best account on twitter? @AtWaitrose to be sure

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Mummy look, our till receipt touches the floor! #OverheardInWaitrose

[The Field @TheFieldmag]

@AtWaitrose Genuinely #overheardinLidl "Come on Dorian!" #overheardinwaitrose

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I really can't be bothered, shall we just buy everything in here and then throw away what we don't want? #OverheardInWaitrose

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"Luciano behave! Children these days.......I blame the au pairs." #overheardinwaitrose

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I can't eat cod, that's a working class fish! #OverheardInWaitrose