Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
@godbless_lema Wakati wengine wanakimbilia kuokoa maisha huku samia, Abdul, Kikwete, mafwele, yule Mzanzibari na wengine wanakimbilia kuua watu.
Tumemkosea nini Mungu akatupa hawa watu?!
The Congo national team with the insignia of the Leopard 🐆.
This is called ancestral continuity. Today's descendants of Egyptians do not know the true African culture; they only know the camel 🐫.
Michael Jackson handed over his credit cards to security and told them to make sure that those who were stranded in New York after 9/11 had a place to stay. He had bus loads of people moved to New Jersey on his dime. 😭😭😭😭 my God this man was an angel.
@SoccerBeatZA dude too high a lever is mexico scoring 10 nil yesterday. south africa were playing shit, you got two red cards and you still scraped two nil. at least nigeria qualifying would have shown more balls then this coach.
Zanzibar yenye watu milioni 2 jana imesoma bajeti ya Trillion 8. Huu ni wastani wa 4,250,000 kwa kila raia.
Tanzania yenye watu milioni 72 jana imesoma bajeti ya trillion 62. Huu ni wastani wa 861,111 kwa kila raia (ikiwemo wa Zanzibar).
Zanzibar sio wajinga kulinda vya kwao!!