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strapped to the hedonic treadmill and as evil as sin

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she was so right when she said Pain is Beauty because this corset is killing me

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before & after chelsea wolfe :)

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@quirked_up_anzu depends a lot on altitudes and the location of atmospheric pressure cells etc but I'm gonna cautiously say it's unlikely

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@rmalldg the period of my life devoted to GT:NH is not something I can afford to do again

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@idmpredator they're calling me evil because I like my men to look like they got thrown around a little too much while playing sports in school

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@griffithpilledd I like how the shadow of your hair kinda resembles the ears from your pfp here

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@boxcuttr_ inventing autotheism from first principles

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@ThinRedSlit they can do that too as part of their "spy training"

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if I was Denis Villeneuve I would cast all of them and turn them into candidates for the 007 programme, transforming the whole "who should be the next bond??" marketing cycle into a metatextual commentary

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The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond:

• Robert Pattinson
• Jack Lowden
• Callum Turner
• Nicholas Hoult
• Josh O'Connor

Who would you choose?

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the film is just all of them competing with each other to be the next 007 (all of them call themselves James Bond cos it's a spy name, not a real name) and they all end up failing 🙂‍↕️

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I would then make the film's bond girl (Marisa Abela) the actual next 007

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@mrnohandle probably mage, idk what race though

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@STAG_RABBIT the moment I heard it I knew it would become a permanent facet of my identity

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@STAG_RABBIT same I use this one because red/white colour scheme

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@temuchainz bourton-on-the-water claims another soul

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while everyone's playing the ocarina of time remake I'm playing the real GOTY queen's domain

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@ivan_prv kinda giving seventh seal

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@STAG_RABBIT this can be a symptom of eye strain/visual fatigue

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@rmalldg hell yes