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mdni | 23 | he/she

[rma @rmalldg]

call me kane parsons the way I "directed" her "back rooms" in front of a horrified audience

[the northern fucker 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

I actually got emotional when I learned that the mnemonic for the northern yellow warbler's song is "Sweet, sweet, sweet, I'm so sweet!" like yes 😭 yes you are so sweet 😭😭😭

[rma @rmalldg]

@CHBANDBONEVEILX @doggirljesus we were working on doing this noninvasively give it like 1-2 years

[rma @rmalldg]

anyone want to try this with me

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I have been in tears since last night, that fence whooped his ass💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

⚠️TIME SENSITIVE⚠️

Please take a second to submit a comment opposing the White House Office of Management & Budget proposed rule to cut funding for Marine Mammal Organizations before JULY 13 2026, 11:59PM EST 🦭

🔗 https://t.co/jnE2Urbm9Y
🧵More info in thread

[rma @rmalldg]

@endless_sine no that's the realest thing you've ever said

[rma @rmalldg]

oh my god i need her so bad 😭

[rma @rmalldg]

@codetaur ngl this blows :(

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Now with modelling tools for all your land management needs. Plan earthworks projects, engineer hydrological systems, and model the impacts of cutting and planting with GAIA or in the visual planning tool!

[rma @rmalldg]

@ZyMazza Incredible work Zy !!!!!

[Old-School 3D Renders @Old_School_3D]

Snake's Ambition, by Michel de Rooij (1999)

[rma @rmalldg]

@prettyalbatross heather :(

[Caline @Callioleak]

fuck the hand that pets you

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[MKUltra gf | SF 7/13-19 | Cascade Camper @mkultra_gf]

I’m morbidly curious about how a NIST standard panic attack would feel

Would be fascinating to experience a reference point for fear

[chris @cwamidon]

average maritime failure mode be like:

[ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt_art]

bro is enjoying the view

[scamantha likely @idiotbraingf]

penis cage is fucked up i just let mine be free range for a few years before i kill it and turn it into a pie

[Elvis @protogenElvis]

He gets paid well
6 geofruits an hour