"That's Homer J Simpson, Chief. You're reading it upside down."
"Er, cancel that APB. But bring back some of them er... gyros!"
"Er, Chief... You're talking into your wallet."
whenever people say they wanna have sex with me it's like no you don't you just wanna have sex lol. if you wanted to have sex with ME you'd say "i have to pee really bad" and then piss your pants and then offer to smoke weed with me.
@KindaLikeSilver in the first season there is a spoof of a local commercial that used to air on tvs in eastern minnesota and western wisconsin. it almost made me spit