whenever one of my tweets does numbers i will check who liked it and there will be an account called something like JAROSWORLD and JAROSWORLD has 144k followers. it's like when you lift a rock and suddenly: bug city
all of my friends are either autistic about music and know way more than me, or they're autistic about everything besides music and have never heard a song before in their lives.
one of my cats (luna) was being bad and i found out because i saw my other cat (deebo) standing like a perfect angel and staring at luna while she did it. it was like the cat version of "im telling mom"
@lillithpilled i think they probably filmed the video a few times and every time someone went "hahaha the game sphere from Drake and Josh" they deleted the footage because it's not good content.
@perse_on_phone lately I've been tweeting about my abuser and then getting scared my friends will see it and deleting the tweets. One of them was pretty funny.
Sinko Lore: I chose this pfp for a reason
Itโs where George Costanza has been cramming so many receipts & random pieces of paper into his wallet, right as he adds one last slip, overloading the wallet & making it explode all over the sidewalk. A metaphor for my brain on Twitter.