i ate your plants

i have mastered the art of procrastination please help I am always late for everything 🧌 it/its 🧌 25

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soup rating thread (all various chicken soups for nausea):

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@sushiisiu @dioyasu oh god yes give me a gigantic man to play the silly murder guy

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@bexisms EXCUSE ME THIS IS FANTASTIC

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i once read a spider-man fic i don’t remember what it was about but it ended really abruptly with flash thompson getting crushed by a plane out of literally nowhere and the authors was just “I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO END IT SORRY” and i think about that a lot

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spagooters is lying on me and went for it and i said “oh i’m so sorry i didn’t realize it was penis time” and for some reason that was the moment i realized ‘penis time’ is a weird thing to say.

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whenever my dogs lick their dongs i call it penis time. we’ll be chillin and one of them will go at it and i’ll say “it’s not penis time right now” and they’ll stop and look at me guiltily

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@dumbdummils yes please

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the electric boogie woogie woogie song has far fewer boogie woogie woogies than i was lead to believe

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@wumbsie I absolutely adore your art style!! smth about how you drew grace’s feet and hands in the first panel scratches my brain the right way idk how to describe it

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@eiikomae they use red glitter. it gets in ur eyes and u inhale it and so does everyone else in the theater. everyone needs an ambulance. there are three deaths. they did not think this through. amazing experience though

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@amazeamaze88 I would die for a bodyguard au of these two

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@bexisms OH MY GOD AMAZING I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOURE JUST INCREDIBLE

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@mangoblip @ollicrillix exquisite soup

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@ollicrillix Run Baby Run by Ashiah. It’s a bodyguard AU. Rated explicit but no smut (yet) https://t.co/t78w1qwN6l

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lmao she doesn’t even read them i do still think i’m hilarious

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i post tweets like i’m expecting anyone other than my mom to read them but i also read them and i think i’m hilarious

[bountyhuntergirl @bountyhuntergir]

phm and iron lung spoilers!! 🪐 something something Grace and Rocky discover the SM-13 during the events of PHM and Simon witnesses those events while Rocky takes a long-ass time to build something that will unseal the sub hull 🤷‍♀️
#projecthailmary #ironlung #bloodymary #starset

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@justoomucheart @ikoiiyalt holy shit why doesn’t this have a billion likes this is incredible

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@shineyybean @smol_ghosts yes please share them links i endlessly thirst for this ship

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@FLynnWryder dude i need a fic of this oh my god

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@MochiIced begging pleading crying like a cat left outside in a hurricane let me in i beg of you

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@hertzbenign extra secret 6th option: guess