Lil Apple Seed

aka: Lordę Petty Supreme

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

This picture of Bentley makes me so happy

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Good afternoon to people like me

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Men find a haircut in their mid twenties then die with that same cut

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

@SlipperyStoney That’s a stream I’d watch

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

You been dreaming
😴

😴

😴

Come with me I’ll help you

💤

💤

💤

Wake up

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

How Alex tells me to stop lying.

“Does Tarzan use you to cover his groin? Cause you loin.”

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Growing up I always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem for me than it is.

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

@SlipperyStoney @eddyiskongz @livversnonions The dream!!!

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Your favorite article of clothing probably has the most holes in it.

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Maturity is knowing when to stop destroying pimples off of your face before you damage the skin. Having the strength to walk away.

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

And I now have a digital copy of my vaccine card which is super convenient

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Shoutout to the my colorado app. Jess and I are seeing bill burr at red rocks this week and I just found out you need to show your vaccine card for entry… I threw my away day one, but I pulled it up through the app. Life saver

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

I will suggest this video to anyone feeling stressed right now

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Jess has a fear of grasshoppers and hates when they fly at her while she’s walking because, “grasshoppers are like college drops out - you just don’t know where they’re going.”

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

I want to name my second child Mischief, but jess is giving me some serious pushback. I need your guys’ input please

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Life is wild

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Idk who else needs to learn this… but George Washington was a red head and that’s a fact.

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

@olivia_pecoraro find yourself a nice ✨book✨

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

You would never know that @AtenSupreme is secretly a natural when it comes to professional phone calls. The way he talks would take me two weeks of prep.

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

@_wiltedearth_ Had you running away from me like you’re scared of a little ball sweat. Get over yourself 😂😂😂😂

[Lil Apple Seed @AtenSupreme]

Jess and I started jogging as a family as of yesterday.

It’s been 1.5 years since I have ran and she starts us out with “okay, now let’s sprint”.