Jessica Flanagan

A lil dirt never hurt

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Millennials love just painting over shit and calling it updated.

Probably because every place they have ever rented did this.

Now we think a painted door handle is the best of the best 🥲

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

My heart feels heavy today with what is happening in Ukraine. Sending love and prayers to everyone one out there and involved.

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

@peytonmulder97 Gosh it’s been on my heart so heavy today. I hate social media cause no one is actually taking it seriously. 🥺 our family is here for you guys.

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

@StephVisconti You’re not alone.

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@peytonmulder97 You don’t realize how quitting birth control can solve 10 years of problems.

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Can we all agree #Euphoria is just degrassi 2.0?

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

How Alex tells me to stop lying.

“Does Tarzan use you to cover his groin? Cause you loin.”

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Do you ever just sit down and just eat a whole ass cucumber.

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

You ever go to run then your ankle gives out, now you’re just stuck limping?

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

New woman crush.

[~ Lu ~ @todoxjlaw]

She's so perfect
#DontLookUp

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Living with a one year old is like working retail.

You find stuff in weird places and you’re constantly putting stuff back where it belong.

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If you shit your pants does it make you more of a man or less of a man?

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@jarrrixa Where at?!

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@jarrrixa That’s so dope!!

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

You ever get halfway through your day and then realize your underwear are inside out?

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Girls will spend a hour getting ready to hopefully be given a compliment. Guys will throw on a wrinkly ass button up and be showered In compliments on how nice they look.

[Jessica Flanagan @_wiltedearth_]

Your favorite article of clothing probably has the most holes in it.

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@AtenSupreme The worst idea.

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@olivia_pecoraro Wahhhh