Pallas Athena (Parody)

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

I like Argentina, but winning 11 vs 10 feels dumb, it makes the sport unsatisfying.

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

A team getting breaks from the refs in Kansas City feels familiar…

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump's proposed 250-foot triumphal arch received initial approval on Thursday from the National Capital Planning Commission after hours of public testimony against the project. https://t.co/cGzTGoq2wK

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

@USATODAY He could have fell on his own. It was not clear enough for a VAR simulation call.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

The entire world cup is now illegitimate. That was not clear or undisputable. Now Argentina gets a power play for the rest of the game for a VAR overrule that was not clear. People slip and twist and fall all the time without simulating.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

That looked like a possible simulation, but not a clear one. B*******.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

Switzerland's coach looks like an apple founder in the 1980s.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

@Lone_Candle

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

@Lina_rays1ya Triggered.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

With my beard, I feel like I could be a passionate preacher. But, people would be like 'yeah, but all he preaches about is God's plan for him to have sex with that Japanese baseball player'.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

All of CUM Lost in the round of 16. No one's getting pregnant this world cup.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

LOL

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Whoa!!!! #WhiteHouseBarbie with her favorite President of all time!!! 🙌🏽🇺🇸♥️

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

@GuntherEagleman Reality:

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

@RickySunnyvale1 The USA doesn't need to choke to lose a soccer game. We just suck at soccer. Stop the delusions and eat a waffle and come chocolates.

[Pallas Athena (Parody) @AthenaParody]

This is why we suck at soccer.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

AMERICA IS FOR AMERICANS ONLY. AMERICA IS CLOSED