Athens

[respari @0riy0n]

They said the heat is stroking people
Where 👀

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[h @ruinsunflower]

how it feels to a socially awkward and shy as an adult

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I’m so good at nothingmaxxing one time I went on a seven hour flight and I didn’t use a single electronic I just stared silently at the blank seat in front of me the entire time

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Seeing a grown man get a little nervous around you is actually kinda cute

[Éimhear @eimhare]

apologies to anyone interested in dating me btw you’re gonna have to overcome like 9 different trials of gradually increasing difficulty akin to finding an old tomb and realizing it has puzzle rooms

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

"talking stage" is the most unserious thing ever GO ON A DATE

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and coworkers making small talk with me

[sine. @sneminaj]

as a man why are you waiting for a woman to initiate things ?

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

playing a game with my best friend called "so you're going to be mad at me" where we recount various secrets we've kept quiet over the last couple of months and then have to forgive each other

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

they should invent a me that overcomes her crippling fear of rejection and gets laid

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

first time in his apartment without him! what should I steal

[tia @cursedhive]

what’s it called when u get very close to the end of something and you’re afraid of it ending so you just stop in the middle

[. @emmasarchivee]

watching Little Women and relating so hard to Jo because she thought platonic love was all she needed to be happy then watched everyone she loves prioritise romantic love before her and realizing how lonely she was without romance despite how much she detested wanting it.

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

I have anxiety about being late so I always wind up at places 15/20 mins early and then have anxiety about being the only one there

[777 @777pmo]

ah to have a walk with a lover

[. @emmasarchivee]

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things