Under your bed

Maybe on the ceiling.

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@Orion932 Fate defying battle

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Now that's something a man would fight with his life on the line

[鬼輝＠C108 土曜東ム54b、日曜東Ｆ11a @Oniki7876]

大人お嬢様　♀ドラコ・女体化マルフォイ（Malfoid）

対決　PART２

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@HalfTangible Amazing
Now we have Voldemort shipping and funding the two while Dumbledore aggressively sabotage them
All the while Dobby getting whipped in between

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Decades of Griffindor propaganda leaving my body

[左藤うずら @uzrtmgo]

スリザリン女子

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@shoe0nhead @walls_edward That might be the case for men who've yet to settle down. But for those who already married and have kids, it's the kind of shit you have to endure or risk bringing needless mess into your family
It shouldn't be like this. But it's already too late for some, I'm afraid

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@writriverdale I'm enjoying the current meme direction of Dumbledore's relentless determination to sabotage every attempt of Malfoid's advance on Harry while randomly beating up Dobby for no apparent reason

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Don't let anyone tell you that the chuds have no power

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@Oniki7876 Up next
Flat chest Malfoid vs Big boobs Malfoid

[かみなり🔞Kaminari(避難垢) @Kaminari__koi5]

ナメクジ食らえで照準ズレて下腹部に当たった結果子宮が大量のナメクジで埋め尽くされて1時間ぐらいちっこいのが膣穴から這い出てくる感覚に襲われる女体化マルフォイ
それで変な癖になって巨大ナメクジと番になって毎晩の用に出産繰り返してる女体化マルフォイ探してるんですけどどこにあるんですか🐌

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@kevinofsolmira @pinkchyu Ah, but that would be a support to "trans genocide" or whatever they called it, wouldn't it?
Maybe redirect the bluesky users their way and let them deal with each other

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"HARRY YOU LITTLE SHIT! NOT ONLY A TSUNDERE RIVAL AND HOT MILF TEACHER BUT ALSO KIND BIG SIS WHO'S THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE SCHOOL!? WHAT DID YOU SAY!? YOU PUT WHAT IN HER GOBLET OF FIRE!? FIVE MILLION POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!"

[REDTEN⚡ @redteneri]

Cedrica onee-sama

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@redteneri So instead of Cho, if Harry had a crush on Cedrica. Her death would make Harry develop extreme reaction toward anything related to Voldemort
That should make the drama with Malfoid more intense, eh? With the sense of betrayal, guilt, forgiveness and all that

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There's unusual lack of "You're pedophile" or "She's a minor!" in this Malfoid trend that often appear whenever there's cute anime girl that guys like

This might be schizo of me, but this may have to do with a certain group of people that hate HP who are not taking part in this

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@GiveMeBanHammer I checked on BS. Yep, they're seething
Even the artist who made the first image that went viral makes it clear that they won't draw yuri or trans Malfoid
A wonderful day this is

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@suminetukusi "POTTEEEEEEEERRRRR. WHY DID PROFESSOR SNAPE TAKE MARTERNITY LEAVE!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE POTTEEEEEEERRRR"!?

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@Lenosallose And Harry used Malfoy's wand to ultimately defeated Voldemort
Shit is peak romance fiction, now that I think about it lmao

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@ZION_TOEY I can see it

The villainess story of Draco Malfoy

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@WandererFN Even in the real world, the British empire at its peak had to take sustain financial and military strain for decades to end slavery on the Atlantic alone
You know, that British empire, the most powerful empire on the planet with massive financial and military power

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@RinAldrin_Lives Some ants have ability to learn and train others too
Like a veteran who teach new recruits where and how to find food or enemies
They straight up guiding and even supporting the ones that lag behind. And the new ants will teach next generations of the same method

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@its_the_teaman She didn't even understand what he said
He was talking about the career criminals, the selfish assholes who exploit innocent people and society. The ones often seen in bodycam videos
And she just automatically assumed it was about poor people then get upset over it