DORF

...but you can call me Dr. Dorf.

[DORF @Atjdorf]

@DaMarvels20 of what bro

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Nico, Rob Pelinka may call you his friend, but rule number one of being friends with the mentally challenged is that you don’t take advantage of them.

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Bears are grossly over-represented in the creek-naming system.

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Designing a phone where the biggest selling point is no ai assistant. Focus groups indicate folks are “intrigued” by not having a robot spy on them for life.

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If it's cloudy during the eclipse does it just suck to suck or can George Bush just send the clouds away?

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Weird how in elementary school they kept saying cancer would be cured soon. Now we’re here and best they can do is coronavirus and ozempic.

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A chrome plugin that hits “jump to recipe” by default

[DORF @Atjdorf]

My band's first album came out today. Check it out!

[Action Wednesday @ActionWednesday]

Our debut album, Seven Last Words is out now! https://t.co/wVH01MYnD4

[Action Wednesday @ActionWednesday]

Our debut album, Seven Last Words is out everywhere on 5/24.

[DORF @Atjdorf]

Going bipedal was a mistake. I am returning to the old ways.

[DORF @Atjdorf]

My band is playing tonight if you wanna be cash money and come see us

[Action Wednesday @ActionWednesday]

FORT WORTH let’s bring the house down tonight

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[Like Moths to Flames @LMTF]

It’s Wednesday my dudes

[DORF @Atjdorf]

My band is playing in Fort Worth on Friday. If you’re in the area come on thru 🤘🏼

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Entered this cover contest with some friends. Vote for us to make it happen 🤠🤠

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Ultrastar

[Dynamic Discs @DynamicDiscs]

If you had to throw one disc for the rest of your life, what disc would that be?

[Action Wednesday @ActionWednesday]

It’s been 2 years since The Rescue came out. When was the last time you cranked these bangaz?

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[DORF @Atjdorf]

Fall allergy pack got my eyes heavy

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You never see guys with a convertible AND nice hair

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A long time ago I ordered an Embiid jersey on DHGate, they sent me a Simmons jersey instead but I just rolled with it. Shoulda got my $13 back 🥶🥶