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boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

when i break into the sperm bank

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

@spacetrxmp ill try homie they aint got me yet

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

yes Radio 4 put a £1025 bounty on my head but am I bothered? yes I am I don’t wanna die

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

most twisted lyrics I’ve heard gotta be that run the jewels song where he’s like “I’m up at midnight” like that’s so late he must be quite tired

[Thomas White @len0killer]

They never seen a white boy make a medium amount of money like this

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

blue hair pronounce

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idea for sleeping beauty remake where Trotsky must kiss lenin in his mausoleum to wake him from his socialist slumber but he accidentally kissed John lennon and then

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

poopoo man’s name still rings out on the streets yall youngins don’t even know

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

@UrbanGoose East sided goose let’s get this gwop they hate the hustle cos they don’t understand but that’s alright cos we stay shinin

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

I am the Urban Goose.

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

I’m In Montreal Quebec canada on my rollerskates doing kickflips stuntin on these hoes and getting hit by cars

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

what if a pansexual ghost haunted your body and then all you could think about were sex thoughts and then you died from it

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

that movie bob's burger COULD happen

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

the economy is bad right now we NEED to vote for NEW GUYS, is it right??? that a old guy die in a hospital cos of nhs economy vote? we NEED change, we need.... uhhhhh

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

i was weird and now im normal

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

Now what if your boy was catching an ass beating that you could hear from up in them TOWERS. Now bear in mind you up In there with the Mac 10, but you all the way up on the 26th floor and shit. What you do?

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

hahhahahhaaha COME BACK COME BACK

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

sick of adverts where it’s a business person in a suit and then they dance to a pop song. It’s not fucking funny who would laugh at that how is that supposed to trick me into buying chewing gum anyway? sick of it.

I’m tired

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

Idea for new rhyming slang: “whom” meaning “burn” as in “to whom it may concern” for example:
“the shopping trolley was full of bones when we said goodbye. I whom’d my last bridge across the street to you and now the wind oozes through my raincoat, I walk to tesco alone”

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

hey love

you forgot your glove

in the wind and the rain, in the backstreet, say goodbye

[Frenchtoast @Atlacious]

never trust a junkie