atlas lemaitre baudelaire

millionaire and father of none

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

@RockstarGames

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

@agarimmo aiiiiiijujujuuuuuuuu moment

[Nym @nym]

The Home Office just handed Apple and Google a government mandate to scan every image on every device.

That's not a fine. That's a business opportunity.

This is how mass surveillance arrives on every device.

[Labour Digital Rights Network @LabDRN]

We agree with every word of this statement by @signalapp ⤵️

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

they was probably like omfg i approve 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

GEOFF KEIGHLEY

LET YO BIH GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE

[TopDelusional Optimist @topdoog11]

Geoffrey Keighley when I asked him to make gameshow without having 500 Chinese Sword and Sandals Soulslike games on the show

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

@RockstarGames SHUT UPPPPPP

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

GTA 6 NOW OUT IN THE UK 😁

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Too late

[Daft Punk Fandom🤖🤖 @Daft_Wub]

Daft Punk photographed by Murdo Macleod for The Observer magazine May 19th, 2013 🧵

[Mr. Homework @Nightsinwhites]

We see the fit guyman 💀🙏

[Amelia @Amelia_pro]

?

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

they told me that they had asked why they were just sat there for ages, why they still hired the specialists to drive the things and the response from up top was basically "well, just incase we need it"

this thing cost almost 1B per mile of track. it has to be corruption.

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

this will have to be one of those trust me bro statements

but, I know someone who was working on curzon st in birmingham and they told me they were literally pissing money up the wall. machines that cost thousands just sat there doing nothing, hammers that cost, on paper.. 1k.🙃

[HS2 Ltd @HS2ltd]

HS2 is being reset.

We've announced an updated cost and construction schedule to complete the railway, using the same methodology that successfully delivered the Elizabeth Line.

With a four-year funding settlement secured, the programme has the stability to focus on improving productivity, enabling tighter cost control and ensuring construction work happens in the right order.👇🧵.

[kat @eurovisionkat]

i love eurovision tiktok

[aymi @aymikuma]

Thanks @discord, you guys really just ruined my relationship with my eboyfriend. We had an edate at 4pm but your servers were “down” I know you losers over there in your office did this just to ruin our relationship, I hope you all are happy for what you done.

[atlas lemaitre baudelaire @AtlasLB]

@RockstarGames The colour scheme sending me into a panic straight away then it’s ANOTHER GTA ONLINE POST