Chad Pumpkin Enjoyer

Stupid Twitter person extraordinaire

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Gift im bringing for my work’s white elephant

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

The only thing i have to look forward to now is being dead

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I don’t have the heart to tell him that when he follows his dreams he’ll hate his life more

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

All im sayin is you gotta really try your best to not be in the position where artists are depicting your assassin as the hero

[Unity of Fields @unityoffields]

The cat is out of the bag. People have seen that if you pick the right target and get the job done, the world will be on your side.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

CORPORATE ASSASSINATIONS ARE BACK!

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Blizzard is delisting the OG Warcrafts from GOG, but GOG says it's gonna preserve them forever anyway, hands out a discount, and announces new policy for its preservation program to boot. https://t.co/cIuMutEdXH

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i was temporarily suspended for a week. i thought comedy was legal!!

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Larry David was right to strangle him. Adults shouldn’t be looking to Elmo for guidance

That’s what Grover is for

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Elon Musk bought this site for $44 billion just to have people cracking jokes about him killing himself daily

[southern hummingbird @somebodysrelic]

the real futurists - not wasting time energy and money tryna go to mars

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it’s consistently funny how once any of these rightwing influencers stop talking to random 19 year old college students they pick off the street they start flailing and stuttering immediately

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

This is a Nazi.

[Chad Pumpkin Enjoyer @Atomicnutbuster]

This is definitely something a non-government entity should be able to do

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Google is buying 6-7 nuclear reactors to power its AI