Alex Towne

Copywriter @GustoHQ --Oregon Ducks over everything-- I'm also obsessed with hummus-

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

@vulturetrades Trade

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@vulturetrades In

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Apparently there are baby name consultants? People pay other people to tell them what to name their kid? What an absolute racket.

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

As if I needed more proof the TikTok shop is trash, I just saw an 8-pack of dress pants for $26. EIGHT PAIRS at just over $3 apiece.

Do they disintegrate on wear 2? Do they give you hives? How is that possible?

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Do you really have to apologize and announce that you're going off camera to eat your lunch?

Just eat. It's okay.

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

I can and will transform your brand. Serious inquiries only.

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Roasted pepper grilled cheese with two kinds of cheddar 🧀

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@Safeway What’s the point of a bag without handles? C’mon!

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@Lauren_Chris @alekarend A great lesson in how to spot a delusional SEC fan

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This 🐱 posish is wild

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It’s like they took the set of Shark Tank and stuck it in a car.

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Guy next to me on my flight is getting texts from “My Wife Alice” and it’s really got me wondering…

How many Alices could there possibly be?

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Just heard an old timer ask his son “What’s your pleasure?” in the beer aisle. Made my morning. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially that guy.

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

I’m getting breadcrumbed in my own house.

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Fall harvest salad with pomegranate molasses dressing 🍁💛

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Nothing bothers me more than the Fox NFL guys running fake plays in their suits

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Folding baby clothes is basically origami

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

At about 70, all men become explorers. It's such a funny, universal uniform: wide brim hat, thick-soled running shoes, tucked in collared shirt and belt. Godspeed adventurer 🫡

[Alex Towne @Atownedown]

Made an absolute tank of a sandwich for dinner. Basil mayo, olive/pepporoncini tapenade, balsamic, olive oil, heirloom tomatoes, buffalo mozzarella, and smoked turkey on a whole loaf of ciabatta 🤌

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.