*Sees yunayu posting another Malfoid pic.*
*Groans as I lean my fat ass forward and do my God-given duty.*
*Retweet.*
*Leans back into seat with a proud sigh.*
*Salutes American flag.*
HARRY!
WHAT IN MERLIN'S BEARD IS GOING ON IN HOGWARTS?!
WHY ARE THE GERMANS MAKING A BLITZKRIEG THROUGH THE GARDENS?
WHERE IS MCGONAGALL AND THAT BITCH ASS NEVILLE?!
ALSO, WHY IS LUNA IN A GERMAN UNIFORM AND RIDING A TIGER I?!
FUCK IT! 1 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!