AttorneyBlues

PI Attorney by day. Husband and Fur Dad by night. Puppies and policy limits.

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Came back from trial last week with triple digit emails to go through.

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If elected President, I will abolish Daylight Savings Time.

I’m Lawyer Cat and I approve this message. #LC2020

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@smixon16 I'm considering adding a hard ADR deadline to my scheduling orders to try and keep this shit from happening. It's the worst.

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@J_Dot_J Guaranteed this guy goes home to change into a suit.

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It's cold and I want to go home.

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My wife has started watching Vanderpump Rules and she got me hooked faster than a Stassi birthday party goes downhill.

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Has anyone made the House of Cards connection yet? America Works or whatever it was called.

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Fox confirms WH directs Army Corps of Engineers to see if it can divert money to border wall from disaster funding bill to cover wildfires in California, hurricanes in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico

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@PirateAtLaw I will be stealing use of Trumpster Fire.

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@501csassy Ashton Kutcher

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Sworn testimony IS evidence.

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I'm sitting on my couch in sweats watching the office and silently raging that I have to go back to the office tomorrow after 12 days of vacation.

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@blondesasshole I had the same problem with my lab. Got a ball feeder and a slow feeder bowl worked wonders.

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If you are pondering new year's resolutions, I'd suggest setting concrete goals instead. For instance, if you want to "read more." Set a goal to read a specific number of books next year. You can even break it down by month, week, etc... Goals are easier to keep than resolutions.

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@msdrjuris All's quiet on the western front?

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Flight has been delayed and the gate changed 5 times. Also, I'm out of data. Yay.

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Perks of being 6'9"? Free upgrade to the exit row. #tallproblems?

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There's a guy brushing his teeth in the airport bathroom. At 10 :45 am.

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Just made partner.

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@RHamptonCISSP @lucasdrayton Wild animals. Strict liability. You're f'd.