Audrey E. Allen ❤

Friends University/FHSU Alumni
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Oliver's Mom 11/3/2019
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Harper's Mom 2023
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Professional Dreamer

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

You can find me on Threads from now on. This place is too toxic for me. @therealaudreyallen

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@KellDA I'm going to fucking Disneyland like the basic ass bitch that I am.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

Not to brag, but my baby just slept 4 hours in a row tonight. #winning #newborns

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

It's 1:30 AM and my baby is wide awake with no end in sight.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

I just realized that the movement I'm feeling are Harper's hiccups. What a cool feeling.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

34 weeks pregnant, sick again, and frustrated.

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@KellDA I love leaves everywhere. It's my kind of chaos.

[CNBC Sport @CNBCSport]

Ukraine is getting help from a Jedi. Mark Hamill, known as Luke Skywalker in "Star Wars," says he’s helped donate 500 drones to Ukraine. These drones are meant for surveillance and they’re critical for the soldiers on the front lines of the war. @sparkomat reports.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@YouTube make this right. https://t.co/jJP0p26GET

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

Been craving Knolla's since 5 AM. #25weeks #pregnantinmy30s

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@CrumblCookies @gr8danemom2 Is it bringing back the sugar cookies?

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

Update: my husband is obsessed with Dance Moms. We hate Cathy. Candy Apples can suck it.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

Re-watching Dance Moms for the first time since 2011 and making my husband watch with me. We're having some good conversations now that we're having a daughter.

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@KellDA $265 here plus $90 for gas. It's nuts

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

I deleted this app for my mental health months ago and now the whole world is different.

[St. Minority 🙄 I'm done @St_DorothyOz]

I added my voice to the #metoo movement & find myself in need of aid. if you could spread the word or even spare a couple bucks, I would be ever grateful. Any excess funds will be donated to my local sexual assault org #dorothydonation https://t.co/g6BEnlY6aV

[chris @chrisxnoel]

Make no mistake - majority of the ppl supporting Depp do not think he's an angel. But the mere fact that she went so hard with these ridiculous allegations and SHE acted like she was an angel; that's the reason ppl are going so hard for him.

#Deppvsheard #verdictwatch

[OrfeoMJ @orfeomjj]

Judge Penny Azcarate carrying a Winnie The Pooh bag is the best you’ll see today 🥺

#verdictwatch #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial #Deppvsheard

[Audrey E. Allen ❤ @Aud1989]

@KellDA That motherfucker had better go straight to jail. Dogs are so much better than humans. Who does that?