Audrey Stoltz

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me texting my friends when I’m on a first date

[greg 🪐 @norfsidegreg]

"Sorry my car is a little messy just push it to the side"

[** @bigguccicraigy]

she was anemic and i was her iron man

[aidan @1029pm_]

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

if chevy truck month gets cancelled im gonna be so pissed

[kiki @kearalorraine]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like today

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

They’re attacking the rich

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[ABC News @ABC]

DRIVING DOG: Florida officers encounter a strange scene: a car circling in reverse—with the owner's dog Max inside.

Officers eventually manage to rescue Max by entering a code on the car door's keypad to stop the vehicle. https://t.co/89Clt0UVoe

[jenny @fevermaven]

my dad sent me this vid of the dog picking and eating a tomato from the garden

[James @CaucasianJames]

at the club giving a powerpoint presentation

[juul papi @jasperwockie]

i’m literally screaming. i dropped off my uber passenger at this wedding in ohio, heard some scratching noises and found THIS IN MY BACK SEAT. IM SORRY WHAT?!?

[LANY @thisisLANY]

hiii here’s “okay”

feels so good putting out new music feels so good loving you x https://t.co/6tkmhLBhpv

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why reboot all these old ass movies when you can just make sky high 2

[James @CaucasianJames]

hey i noticed u unfollowed me. did my swag make u feel insecure

[Chris Scott @iamchrisscott]

Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn