Brooke Auer

How witty does this Twitter bio have to be to be interesting? | Mizzou alum 2018 | UMN master’s 2019 | she/her

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

Whoa.
https://t.co/irRmyUlfPf

[Eric Auer Lee @ericauerlee]

what really matters is that the c-team won 4-0 under the direction of first-year coach @AuerBrooke

[Eric Auer Lee @ericauerlee]

#thebadbatch  waiting for brooke
is out today to watch together

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

I have a student who is obsessed w playing spike ball after class and honestly it’s the greatest thing ever

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

@EEBormett CONGRATULATIONS ERIN!

[Eric Auer Lee @ericauerlee]

I'm honored to be among the journalists in our newsroom who won awards for our work this past year.

You can read my feature on Talman Wiles, a Western Tech grad who volunteered to be on the frontlines of the pandemic in NYC last April, here: https://t.co/JMQXyGMyyK

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

I mean cmon just get one that fits your face. You make enough money to have it personally tailored my guy

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

NCAA and NFL coaches make it looks soooo hard to keep a mask on your face while talking.

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

@byMadisonHall This is the content I live for. Bravo

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

You are a deranged man using the highest office in the United States to incite a coup by white supremacists. Fuck you is such an understatement.

[Erin Woodiel @EEWoodiel]

Historical context for this photo by photojournalist Mike Thieler.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate.

We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

How does staging a coup fit in to your definition of “law and order” ?

[Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori]

I believe the Republican members of Congress who have incited this domestic terror attack through their attempts to overturn the election must face consequences. They have broken their sacred Oath of Office.

I will be introducing a resolution calling for their expulsion.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

The lying has real consequences.

[ej ✿ @EJayyy_]

So damaging government property is ok when you’re sore losers but not when it’s for racial equality and basic human rights ... ahhh got it

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

This is how we cope with COVID: hypothetical cat names

[Eric Auer Lee @ericauerlee]

Brooke: “We need to name our (future) cats Cook and Kamara.”

Me, finally with a good idea: “No, Alvin and Dalvin.”

[Brooke Auer @AuerBrooke]

This article is such bullshit. Not only is it indicative of the disrespect women receive, but it shows how many people still see educators as those who “can’t do.” Dr. Jill Biden deserves her title. https://t.co/lKJOYmuFD8

[Eric Auer Lee @ericauerlee]

Brooke is nervous about the Vikings blowing this lead, and I can’t blame her lol